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message from hovis.....(bad news)
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freespirit1000
Forums Member
#31
- Posted: 3 May 2008 22:22
Hey
Sexylady
I can consul you anytime you want
theres always Twister and then theres TWISTHER
comon lets play
spot on
kahuna
sexylady
Forums Member
#32
- Posted: 4 May 2008 06:39
lovin it kahuna
CMwonka
Forums Member
#33
- Posted: 7 May 2008 01:05
new message from hovis,
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''hello willy how are you..? hope everyone on the site are well,
i bring you more bad news, you see willy, Betty has turned out to be a guy...!!!!!, it was going so well, boooohooooo.
any how please look after all the ladies on the site, because i don't trust bobbybutmunch, so can you please give them lots of cuddles from me, you are now the protector of the ladies i will back on the site early next Summer. thanks willy''
yours willy wonka.. ooppps
i mean yours
hovis
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krazy1
Forums Member
#34
- Posted: 7 May 2008 01:29
LMAO.....not falling for ur tricks this time willy.....bobby has me under lock and key.........
sexylady
Forums Member
#35
- Posted: 7 May 2008 03:12
LMAO hey willy still lovin ya but waiting for bobby to come and butt munch me we never no he could be my new new killsmill lol wouldnt that but fun i always knew id eat him for breakfast
CMhappyali08
Forums Member
#36
- Posted: 7 May 2008 06:50
can i have a cuddle???
sexylady
Forums Member
#37
- Posted: 7 May 2008 07:16
shall we have a girly cuddle ? ( and a bottle of vodka)
CMhappyali08
Forums Member
#38
- Posted: 7 May 2008 07:20
yeah come on mwahhhhhhh
sexylady
Forums Member
#39
- Posted: 7 May 2008 07:24
locks the door so willy dose nt jump in il get the ice
CMwonka
Forums Member
#40
- Posted: 7 May 2008 08:53
oooohhhhh not fair....bbbooooooo hhooooo
please let me play....
il be good, i promise
Bobbybuttmunch
Forums Member
#41
- Posted: 7 May 2008 10:12
What the hell is a kills mill???????????
And Sexy, I was gonna be your dessert!!!!!
sexylady
Forums Member
#42
- Posted: 7 May 2008 11:50
mmmmm bobby plz do bobby kings mill is bread only nicer then a hovis loaf
sexylady
Forums Member
#43
- Posted: 7 May 2008 11:51
sorry i spelt it killsmill lol kingsmill a meant
freespirit1000
Forums Member
#44
- Posted: 9 May 2008 07:35
sexy
i had a E mail from Hovis
He snot comming home he has gone indian, hes found a loverly lady at an indian casino called pokherhontass
he said for me to look after you and if I was man enough for the job
I replied saying yes to both
so here i come lady
hovis
Forums Member
#45
- Posted: 9 May 2008 13:01
Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Should I retaliate? Should I get the whip out? Should I give a forum pasting to my wannabe's? Nooooo thanks guys for taking care of the best girls on the web. Ladies, even though they turned your heads I will still cuddle you when you need a shoulder.
A word in Sexy's shell like. Hovis will allways fill you up and leave you contented whereas Kingsmill will roll over and smoke its toaster.
P.S lmao
krazy1
Forums Member
#46
- Posted: 9 May 2008 13:05
Hovis baby I almost went to the other side but Bobby kept me in line....can u forgive ur Krazy1???? Do you want ur apron back????
hovis
Forums Member
#47
- Posted: 9 May 2008 13:48
Nooooooo the apron is yours for keeps. Make sure it's only soiled by flour and bread or it's back to overalls for miss naughty.
krazy1
Forums Member
#48
- Posted: 9 May 2008 13:49
Ohhhhhh Hovis Luv.........I will be good hun please not the overalls anything but the overalls!!!!!!!!!!
freespirit1000
Forums Member
#49
- Posted: 9 May 2008 15:30
Hovis
Sorry mate but could not resist it
you would have done the same for me lollol
you trained the girls well mate but wonka and I taught them some new tricks
hovis
Forums Member
#50
- Posted: 9 May 2008 15:38
Hahaha Kahuna nice to be back thanks for keeping sexy entertained.
So you and Willy taught the ladies new tricks? Can't be my ladies cos they don't do tricks. lol
freespirit1000
Forums Member
#51
- Posted: 9 May 2008 21:11
Oh Hovis
how you have been misinformed
these ladies know some fine tricks now
ask Sexy how she uses whipped cream, Cherries and peaches
she as new "recipes"
if you know what I mean
she will lookafter you now.
Sit back and relax
hovis
Forums Member
#52
- Posted: 9 May 2008 21:22
I never relax around the ladies, I let them relax.
Man Kahuna you need help with the girls.
Daniella
Forums Member
#53
- Posted: 10 May 2008 00:09 - Edited by: Daniella
Good to see you back, Hovis...
ETA:
So, did ya dig Vegas?
What did you do, what did you see...what did you lose?
Your dignity, your money...perhaps your virginity?
=D
Hope you had a great vacation...
hovis
Forums Member
#54
- Posted: 10 May 2008 08:47 - Edited by: hovis
Dani hun thank you. I loved everything about Vegas. The bellagio has the biggest beds in the world, took 4 days to find misses and when I did was too knackered to do anything.
Hated: Card flickers on strip, Cornflakes @ $7, Taxi drivers who don't speak english.
Loved: Bellagio, Fountains, Drinks on the slots for $2 tip, visit to all the other hotels, Blue man grp, Ka, Outlet Mall, The strip, Buffet @ Monte Carlo! Too much to list.
Oh last one, the girls @ the Bellagio, man they smile for America and one particular Russian waitress at Ceasers.
Tip: If visiting stay at the Bellagio its worth the extra and Willy keep your hands off Ilana.
Daniella
Forums Member
#55
- Posted: 10 May 2008 09:34
Ah, as an employee of Bellagio, I'm required to point out that you never say "The" Bellagio. It's just Bellagio...haha.
You went to Ka?
I adore that nightclub!
=)
A TWO dollar tip for the servers?
Man, they must have absolutely loved you....
Glad you had a great time in my hot, dry, windy city...do come back now, ya hear?
=)
hovis
Forums Member
#56
- Posted: 10 May 2008 09:53
Next year hun, where do you work in Bellagio?
Daniella
Forums Member
#57
- Posted: 10 May 2008 10:03
The poker room...dealing poker.
Did ya make it into there?
I'm on vacation right now...but if I knew you were staying there, I would have sent something up to your room.
=)
hovis
Forums Member
#58
- Posted: 10 May 2008 10:31 - Edited by: hovis
Haaaaaaa I will take u up on that next year, send yourself, I'm checking flights now lmao.
Never went in poker rooms looked out of my league, never even inquired. You might tempt me in though.
Enjoy your vacation Dani xxx
freespirit1000
Forums Member
#59
- Posted: 10 May 2008 20:15
Hovis
nice to have you back fella
take care old man keep a stiff upper lip
hovis
Forums Member
#60
- Posted: 11 May 2008 11:15
Thanks buddy. You gonna have to find a new twisting partner mate she's flown the nest.
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