Today i come you as father wonka, your sins are my sins children, as Christ our lord said, '' they know not what they do''

I ask you all to enter my confession booth and release your deepest sins to me, i will not judge you or chastise you, your sins are my sins children.

..........................................................

Father wonka

lols hhm
let us try...
i m*******te father... and it feels good but i know its work of flesh but i cant help it feels nice.. am i so bad father???

yschi

OMG what have started here, eerrrrmmmm ermmmmmmmm

can i get back to you...hehehhehehe

father wonka

yschi

OK my child, i have spoke to my superior, strangly he disappeared into the toilet for a while, strange that is int it,
Any how my child, the practice in which you speak of is only natural for any human being to take part in. But my child you must consider a relationship with some one, long term self indulging is no good for you, please my child look deep in your heart for love,

4 hail Mary's

lols father wonka


is ur superior doing what i did??


praise u father



:D im not a catholic i dont know how to pray the hail mary



sorry

Father Wonka

I confess that i am not as people think of me i do things wrong and i ocasssionally swear and i do sometimes hate.

nope....

but... do u hate me sometimes daddy...

wonka i have just sined over and over and over again how can something feel so good but be so wrong my arm is killing me..........

Father Wonka please forgive me for i have sinned... well you see ummm oh god which sin should i say i've got so many!!!........... i'll have to get back to you on this one, may take a while to decide which one to tell you hehehehehe

kimmy

kimmy my child, my confession box is not big enough to hold all you sins, also i have not enough hail Mary's to give,

go in peace my child.
god bless you.

CMjohnnyB

my child, the lord works in mysterious ways, you are a moderator of this site and should lead your heard by example.

go to your heard and love them.

1 hail Mary

macky

as the lord Say's ''do unto your self as you would do to outers'', but please my child seek out a companion and show as much love as you show yourself.

3 hail mary's

yschi

please call me daddy again, but slooooower...

heheheheh

have you got a great big tent to substitute your confession box just for my sins?? i promise i will sin no more after i confess... but please be warned you may want ear plugs so you can't hear half of them, things i will say a priest should never hear hehehehe

kimmy

my child, i am a man of faith as you are a lady of faith I'm sure, please my child don't make promises you may not keep (you do realise its the weekend).

but i am intrigued by your wanting to confess, yet you don't. my child thou shalt not fear the lord. put you trust in me and the lord almighty and thou shalt see the light.


1 hail Mary (for not confessing)

ok here goes... my first confession is.... i have been a little bit naughty.... ok maybe a big bit (i had the devil on my shoulder telling me to do so) i had some needs that i'm sure every woman has..... the problem is i want more & more is that wrong??

Haha...a priest on a gambling site.
Funny...

Many religious sects believe that gambling violates Godly work habits, prudence and principles. The Catechism of the Catholic Church teaches: "Games of chance or wagers are not in themselves contrary to justice. They become morally unacceptable when they deprive [people] of what is necessary to provide for [their] needs and those of others. The passion for gambling risks becoming an enslavement"

Good thing it's only play money, eh....otherwise we are all going to Hell in a hand basket.

No redemption for the crazy gamblers...haha.

Father Wonka.....been a bad Krazy1.....I am so lonely and all the good guys are too far away.......can u please get them to move to the states so I can have some real fun????

if u need a list of them i will gladly give it to u

kimmy

my child even our great lord Jesus, your problem Lie's within you, you need to Chanel all you love in to something else, have you tried knitting...?
this may take your mind of you lust full thoughts. go in peace my child the lord is with you.

2 hail Mary's

krazy1

welcome my child is been a while since your last confession, so i see more fun is what you desire, then join the flocks that go to the church every Sunday, how much more fun could a lady want...? go in peace my child

hmmmm are there whips chains and cuffs there?????? And single men that are willing to come take me away???? LOL

Father Willie I have just got back from vacation and I swore at one other Willie on site for trying to lead my flock astray. Is this cool in the eyes of forgiveness or a sin even for the sadness I feel?

HOVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hovis

welcome my friend its been a while since your last visit, the man you speak of was, i feel, trying to fill these ladies full of joy, so your language was a bit harsh, but in the words of our lord ''willy is a good man go forth and eat chocolate''..

forgiveness is granted to you hovis

1 hail Mary

knitting huh?? i've been consulting with the devil & he told me that i would be bored out of my brain trying that... he suggested that i listen to him & no one else... you both make good points i don't know who to listen to, i'm now very very confused lol

father is it wrong to fart a poker table and make other players ill with the smell and then blame it on the lady players on the table please give me your wisdom on this o holyest of fathers

drwho

hello my child, it been a while since your last confession, the bodily function your on about is very normal, i remember one of my choir boys signing this rhyme after he dropped one..:

Church or chapel,
let the bugger rattle.

but as far as blaming your fellow players, and ladies at that..well my child you need to pray for forgiveness....

4 hail Mary's

kimmy

consulting with the devil, please my child you must not indulge in the dark side, give your love to Christ through father wonka.....

there will be a place at the side of st peter for you my child.

7 hail Marys for consulting with the devil.

hmmmmmm father wonka......i have given up my chains and whips....not by choice....u know of a good leather shop i may purchase new ones??