am free off to make a baby lol catch u lot tomo xxx

Sexy you going in garden? Watch greenfly when looking under gooseberry bushes.

pmsl hovis xx

My children i have returned, i have been on a pilgrimage to skegness, the virgin Mary was seen there, which i thought was wounderfull because there arnt many virgins there to start with. But unfortunately the virgin Mary was some kind of seedy side show. i was not impressed at all. (but i had to stay for religious purposes).

RIGHT THEN, back to my flock.......................

iam so pleased father hovis and Gabriel were on hand, or ladies your antics would have spiraled out of control......so here are your hail Marys..:

sexylady 27 hail Marys for the constant sexual harassment of Gabriel..

kimmy 23 hail Marys for trying to get everyone into trouble so you could have Gabriele.

nutcase 21 hail Marys for your constant stalking of Gabriel, the angel is terrified.........


hovis you a good man, you have tried your best and i thank you, they will be a place at the right hand side of saint peter for you. But you failed so 0.5 hail Marys for you......

father wonka

father so dose that mean i won some thing ?

oh father i am trying to be good i don't drink nor do i smoke i have stopped to please you hevenly father i wish to be a nun and do my best to please u and to find others to follow in your good name oh father wonka i hope some day u will forgive me for my wrong doing's. nutcase

i wasn't trying to get everyone into trouble honestly..... i just want to be good again (eye's rolling up to the sky) Tina has been the worst offender hehehehehe

OK my children Gabriel has gone back to the lords garden in heaven, we have a new angel......

meet Harry..(yes its a female angel, but she like to be known as harry...!!!)




right so who is first to enter my convent...? first always gets the privilege of an all over body massage from harry, plus the is a free corn removal service.......

father wonka

ummm hmmmm i think Tina wants to get in there... i think i want to be bad again, the convent doesn't look too appealing now lmao

Master Wonka I was just wondering for how long is froggy going to keep me on dry (read muzzeled) since none of MODS accept my apologize is it for month,year,decade,permanent,... dont get me wrong I do enjoy being a fish
Your truly mumbling player Godichevich aka Kalimero

I just remembered how can (can I?) insert pictures?

Godechevich

yes your muzzle is permanent friend, your account on the tables as Godechevich is dead. post in the complaints with this topic though friend.

willy wonka

Godechevich get out me covent lol

tina is the new sally as in (harry meet sally or sally want to meet harry lol ) pushs tina into the convent with a little help from kimmy lol

i've just had a look in another cupboard & found a big sling shot... we can put Tina on that then aim it towards the convent & hopefully she will land into the lap of dear harry... she will have a nice soft landing lol

lol thats about all poor tina will have but shes begged and begged its now time see been ever so good hasnt see hun 3 2 1 pull

see meant she lol

oh yes she's practically an angel herself, she deserves to go into the convent.. we don't deserve it we've been too naughty.... Tina have fun... ohhhhhh look at her fly

wow just like an angel bye tina hun plz pray for us

bye bye Tina enjoy lovely young harry there....
so sexy what shall we do with our new found freedom away from goodness?

mmmm carnt keep my hands still pint of cider 1st for me what u having

i've already drunk a bottle of malibu hehehe think i'll go for the vodka next..... ohh i've just heard about a party, you coming? plenty of hot men & booze there

is there any stripers there count me in if there is

ohhhh yessssss i made sure of that

taxis here u ready hun

yep on my way... just sorting out my stockings.. woohoo party here we come... OMG what's that running up to the taxi?? it looks like Tina... lock the door don't let her in, now where's that sling shot!!!!

i carnt look the door for laughing drive taxi go go go

pmsl...
don't blimmin leave me go round the corner i'll meet you there, just setting up the sling shot again... (put's it into position, Tina trips right into the seat of the sling shot... hmm forget about counting to 3) seeeeeee yaaaaaaa Tina go & play with harry, you're good now you have to stay in the convent... sexy where did you go with that taxi?

kimmy gose to strip club to seewere rachel got to looks around and thinks oh no oh wait we naughty now and jumps on the pole and tells the male stripers to watch and learn joins sexy for a dance on stage

good job you wore your stockings u look the part hun