(tells the DJ to put on some decent music first, can't pole dance to YMCA) ahhhh this is so much better than being good!! (male strippers are in awe & join kimmy & rachel on the poles) ohhhh it's getting hotttt in here

so take of all your clothes

i needed to was so bored of wearing big long clothes that cover everything.. Father Wonka won't think to look for us in here we can be as naughty as we want he will never know hehehe

clothes are nearly all off... just waiting for that hunky stripper over there (points to the bar) to come over to help me

lmao at u 2. Behave or Wonka will exorcise you and I won't serve any drinks.

lol hello big boy wanna dance

lol come & join us hovis you know you want to

where have you 2 disappeared off to? rachel are you giving hovis a private strip show? i'm off to the next strip club... meet you there

Nooooo Willys performing at that club Kimmy! He's on as second act as "Vicar Wonka and his performing willy". Stay with us and we'll empty the bar with takings from the naughty nuns collection tin.

oooooooo...... no you 2 come to this one then we can watch willy strut his stuff... but first we'll empty the bar with takings from the naughty nuns collection tin hehehehe

lmao Kimmy.

Good idea, hope i can handle the malibu, drambui, vodka, cider cocktail you two drink. Hic......... oke thun wishy way to thish place thash wullie ish perfooming at....hic.

pmsl

ummmm me hic thinks it's over hic thish wayyyyyyy

Willy you are one twisted crittur lmao.

Noooooo. Sober up quick girls, Willy has cast Nutcase out to the devils pastures. We got to help her! Hmmmm still some booze left though and Wonkas performance we got to see. Should we exorcise Nutcases evil spirits or drink these ones and watch the dancing Willy? What u say Kimmy.

hmmm i say stay drunk... watch the evil spirits dance with wonka lol

its my birthday yey!!!!!!!!!!

said it in other post but hey here goes again lol Happy birthday... come to the strip club with us & watch willy shake his thing with the evil spirits hehehehe

im already in here im under the table naked with a big bottle of champange!!

i wondered what that was that grazed my leg lol

oh father wonka i wanna be good please please let me in and set the evil free i don't wana be bad i wanna be very good i will never do u wrong oh greate father

tina you can have that angel.. sexy, hovis & I want to be bad again hehehehe don't try to escape again harry will get lonely

ok hun lol u be naught cause when i die i will go to heaven wear all the hunks r hahahahaha

ohh no no no all the hunks will be where it is nice & hot!! we have brought hovis back to our side now & we will try & get Father Wonka over here too... he's already stripping you know... so it won't be long til he's really bad hehehe

all the hunks will come to my side as there we will have a party

yeah but your parties will be boring... we will have wild parties plenty of booze male strippers (for the ladies) female strippers (for the guys) what will your party have?? checkers, hop scotch, connect 4??

u will have to come and find out hun there will be coctails hunny

nah you're alright i don't like soft drink cocktails... we have the real stuff here, also i don't think i could face your angel again, one look at it was enough for me lol

Arrive at club together and sit at table with Ali comatose sleeping underneath. Drinks are duly ordered, a beer for hovis, prawn cocktail for Tina, Malibu for Kimmy and methylated spirits for sexy. Willy comes on stage as he whips off his dog collar and gyrates to the sound of Rod Stewarts "do ya think i'm sexy", the girls fidget in there seats and look to the heavens for guidance.

a little voice from the heavens say 'look back at the stage you're missing the show, get some more drink down ya necks & join willy on stage for a dance'