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Author kimmy
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#331 - Posted: 17 May 2008 11:30
(tells the DJ to put on some decent music first, can't pole dance to YMCA) ahhhh this is so much better than being good!! (male strippers are in awe & join kimmy & rachel on the poles) ohhhh it's getting hotttt in here
Author sexylady
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#332 - Posted: 17 May 2008 11:31
so take of all your clothes
Author kimmy
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#333 - Posted: 17 May 2008 11:33
i needed to was so bored of wearing big long clothes that cover everything.. Father Wonka won't think to look for us in here we can be as naughty as we want he will never know hehehe
Author kimmy
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#334 - Posted: 17 May 2008 11:34
clothes are nearly all off... just waiting for that hunky stripper over there (points to the bar) to come over to help me
Author hovis
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#335 - Posted: 17 May 2008 11:42
lmao at u 2. Behave or Wonka will exorcise you and I won't serve any drinks.
Author sexylady
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#336 - Posted: 17 May 2008 11:47
lol hello big boy wanna dance
Author kimmy
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#337 - Posted: 17 May 2008 11:49
lol come & join us hovis you know you want to
Author kimmy
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#338 - Posted: 17 May 2008 12:19
where have you 2 disappeared off to? rachel are you giving hovis a private strip show? i'm off to the next strip club... meet you there
Author hovis
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#339 - Posted: 17 May 2008 13:32
Nooooo Willys performing at that club Kimmy! He's on as second act as "Vicar Wonka and his performing willy". Stay with us and we'll empty the bar with takings from the naughty nuns collection tin.
Author kimmy
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#340 - Posted: 17 May 2008 13:54
oooooooo...... no you 2 come to this one then we can watch willy strut his stuff... but first we'll empty the bar with takings from the naughty nuns collection tin hehehehe
Author hovis
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#341 - Posted: 17 May 2008 14:04
lmao Kimmy.

Good idea, hope i can handle the malibu, drambui, vodka, cider cocktail you two drink. Hic......... oke thun wishy way to thish place thash wullie ish perfooming at....hic.
Author kimmy
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#342 - Posted: 17 May 2008 14:06
pmsl

ummmm me hic thinks it's over hic thish wayyyyyyy
Author CMwonka
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#343 - Posted: 17 May 2008 15:06 - Edited by: CMwonka
nutcase is beyond the help of father wonka..........



god bless you my child

amen
Author hovis
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#344 - Posted: 17 May 2008 15:47 - Edited by: hovis
Willy you are one twisted crittur lmao.

Noooooo. Sober up quick girls, Willy has cast Nutcase out to the devils pastures. We got to help her! Hmmmm still some booze left though and Wonkas performance we got to see. Should we exorcise Nutcases evil spirits or drink these ones and watch the dancing Willy? What u say Kimmy.
Author kimmy
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#345 - Posted: 17 May 2008 15:53
hmmm i say stay drunk... watch the evil spirits dance with wonka lol
Author CMhappyali08
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#346 - Posted: 17 May 2008 16:51
its my birthday yey!!!!!!!!!!
Author kimmy
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#347 - Posted: 17 May 2008 17:07
said it in other post but hey here goes again lol Happy birthday... come to the strip club with us & watch willy shake his thing with the evil spirits hehehehe
Author CMhappyali08
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#348 - Posted: 17 May 2008 17:26
im already in here im under the table naked with a big bottle of champange!!
Author kimmy
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#349 - Posted: 17 May 2008 17:31
i wondered what that was that grazed my leg lol
Author nutcase
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#350 - Posted: 17 May 2008 18:17
oh father wonka i wanna be good please please let me in and set the evil free i don't wana be bad i wanna be very good i will never do u wrong oh greate father
Author kimmy
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#351 - Posted: 17 May 2008 18:35 - Edited by: kimmy
tina you can have that angel.. sexy, hovis & I want to be bad again hehehehe don't try to escape again harry will get lonely
Author nutcase
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#352 - Posted: 17 May 2008 18:36
ok hun lol u be naught cause when i die i will go to heaven wear all the hunks r hahahahaha
Author kimmy
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#353 - Posted: 17 May 2008 18:40
ohh no no no all the hunks will be where it is nice & hot!! we have brought hovis back to our side now & we will try & get Father Wonka over here too... he's already stripping you know... so it won't be long til he's really bad hehehe
Author nutcase
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#354 - Posted: 17 May 2008 18:43 - Edited by: nutcase
all the hunks will come to my side as there we will have a party
Author kimmy
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#355 - Posted: 17 May 2008 18:49
yeah but your parties will be boring... we will have wild parties plenty of booze male strippers (for the ladies) female strippers (for the guys) what will your party have?? checkers, hop scotch, connect 4??
Author nutcase
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#356 - Posted: 17 May 2008 18:51
u will have to come and find out hun there will be coctails hunny
Author kimmy
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#357 - Posted: 18 May 2008 02:36
nah you're alright i don't like soft drink cocktails... we have the real stuff here, also i don't think i could face your angel again, one look at it was enough for me lol
Author hovis
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#358 - Posted: 18 May 2008 03:37
Arrive at club together and sit at table with Ali comatose sleeping underneath. Drinks are duly ordered, a beer for hovis, prawn cocktail for Tina, Malibu for Kimmy and methylated spirits for sexy. Willy comes on stage as he whips off his dog collar and gyrates to the sound of Rod Stewarts "do ya think i'm sexy", the girls fidget in there seats and look to the heavens for guidance.
Author kimmy
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#359 - Posted: 18 May 2008 03:53
a little voice from the heavens say 'look back at the stage you're missing the show, get some more drink down ya necks & join willy on stage for a dance'
Author CMwonka
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#360 - Posted: 18 May 2008 06:07
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