krazy1

HOW DEAR YOU...!!!!!! ask a member of he church where to go for a good leather shop, my child i am shocked......!!!!!!

9 hail Mary's

(PS there's a good shop in London village, next to boots)

Sorted! sent krazy an "Acme bull whip (soft leather version)" by fedex. Man it does wonders for discipline. Watch out Bobby, no more soft touch strokes for you mate.

father i want to confess something..


again father i am so naughty this night... just that no one help me to release my naughtiness.. can u help me lol

hahha

yschi

ohhhhh hovis baby I luv u daddy.....u made krazy very happy now please find my key to my room so i can come out and play.....u may want to ask willy i threw it out my window

i know Father Wonka but i think the devil has taken over me..... can you try & banish him back to the evil world he came from??

kimmy

my child to day i will carryout an exorcism.....

DEMON'S SOUL HIDES,
BEHIND AN INOCENT FACE,
THIS WITCH'S MAGIC,
CAST YOU,
OUT OF THIS PLACE,

DEMON BE GONE......!!!!!!



my child you are free from evil. the lords work has been done.

yschi

my child you are beyond the help of the church, you need a sex therapist,

mmmmm there's a thought...hehehehehehe

5 hail Mary's.

thank you Father Wonka i feel so much better... i don't have the urge to go out & be bad now... are you sure he won't return?

kimmy

i am sure my child, but caution must be taken, please follow my following advice......

don't let tina near your laptop..




ehehheheheheheheheheh

hehehehehe oh believe me no one is going near my laptop!! gotta try & set up the wireless again if it's not messed up already... can you ask god to look over us while we're trying to sort it & guide us in the right direction please :))

kimmy

my child i will pray for you...

heavenly father watch over my flock,
as they try to fix the laptop,
and please don't let Tina anywhere near it,
amen

thank you Father Wonka :))
can you pray for tina too?? hehehehehe (only joking)

dear father forgive me as i have sinned

the thing is i have beed thinking about realy bad things (rude but bad) how can i stop these feeling what can i do to make them go away

oh father i have sined i went sun bathing in a church grave yard now i have cought the un on my front. lol as for the lap top i did wehat it said pon the screen and instructions lol.

sexylady

My child you need to channel your urges elsewhere, mmmmm why not try becoming a nun. give your mind and body to the lord, but i must check both of them out first...........!!!!!!

............................

Father wonka

nutcase



hehehehehhehehehh

please my child if it has a plug, DON'T touch it.....

but if i do that hun then i won't be abel to chat to u or any one or play poker with my good friends. xxxx

hmmm a good all over massarge is very good need another how do i get out of these lust full thought's please help me oh wise and grate father lol xxxxxx

nutcase

please my child i am a man of the cloth, you ladies come here and mock me, this is a serious thread, (hehehehe),
your lust full thoughts should be posted elsewhere, are you testing me, is this the work of the devil trying to lead father wonka down a path of sin...?
my child, block these thoughts, will power is what you need, you need a few months of chastity.....

OMG Father Wonka i think the devil has returned... i keep getting these thoughts & hearing that same voice telling me 'go on, do it... be naughty' & i'm trying so hard not to take any notice, really i am... but it's so tempting & i feel myself slipping back to the dark side.. i think the devil is laughing at you!!!

thank you father but do you think i should i take my ann summers outfit back (naughty school girl) or do you think it would help if i stoped spending in there or do you need to see it 1st ?

father i have a friend who as a child was told by his mother if he looks at naughty picts that he would go blind now 20 years later he has a right arm like a body builder and glasses so thick that if the lenses cach the sun they could burn a hole clean through a brick is there anyway the great holy father can help my friend (its not me realy its not ) and forgive his sins and show him the true path to god

Willy you have taken on all the sinners on site. Surely this is to much for one man, even one of the cloth as yourself. Let me unburden you of some of the naughtier ones like sexy, Nutcase n kimmy and I will put them on the right path to ruin.

Yours little cleric hovis

oh father wonka i have no idea on what you r talking about lol as u was no help i will stray and go to hovis as i feel he wille b more helpful and understanding lol father toasty i am yours to guid lol xxxxx

pmsl at drwhos lol

nutcase your almost as bad as me i mean as good as me lol dont forgive her wonka dont forgive her sins make her become a nun to lol

sorry i can't be a nun lol i love the booze xxx and fags to much lol

i mean a naughty nun lol

well it seems the power of the devil (hovis) is too much to resist... i think i will be going to the path of ruin & spend the rest of my days being naughty hehehehe

Ahhh Nutcase you know that I'm not fully qualified as Father Wonka to give true guidance, however for you I will make an effort.

To be really cleansed of your sins you must truly sin to recreate the past of true innocence. Leave your window open tonight and I will start you on that path. You must prepare yourself for a night of enrichment and I will shout out the "Hail Mary's". When you next visit Father Wonka you will test his powers of salutations.

Yours in anointing the sinners

ohh hovis my window will be open just for u xxxx