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sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:10


lol tina
help me father for i have sinned see what it is my new freinds have got me to do so many bad things to poor little hovis i think kimmy most of all is a very bad INFLUENCE on me she even locked him in the cupboard (is it working yet do you belive its not my flaut its hers lol ) and she wont let him go hes gonna bake he might even turn to toast he looks like a beetroot at the moment coz she made me wax him realy hard no cream of nothing so plz forgive me because i have realy sinned i want to be a nun lol

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:12


hehehehehehe meeeee i've said nothing (looks away trying to look innocent) pmsl

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:15


sexylady

you a nun, your having a bubble bath, arnt ya,........

there is not enough hail Marys in the whole of christianity for you my child

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:16


no Father Wonka it is sexy who is the bad influence... i was nearly innocent again but now i don't have any innocent thoughts going through my head....

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:18


points at kimmy there she is holds cross up at kimmy

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hides behind the door before she sees this

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:18


oh sexy if you wanna know where Father Wonka is... i've hidden him in the cupboard with hovis to keep him safe from tina hehehehe (evil laugh)

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:19


lmao sexy the cross will never keep me away lol

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:19


cross truned our wrong lol bubble bigg enough for two wonka come to mama come on and you kimmy lol loads of bubbles

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:21


lol hahahahahaha carnt stop laughing

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:22


pmsl

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:22


shall we nick his bible coz am still bad today and marry hovis and wonka

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:25


we are gathered here today....at the freepokerroom

i know wonka and hovis are lost for words but we now

pronounce you man and er man

you may kiss each other



quick kimmy run lol

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:25


oooooo yeah good plan hehehehe.... we can corrupt their minds & make them our slaves (very evil laugh)

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:26


pmsl... i think there's a plane over there we can hide in the bahamas lol

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:28


lol did u like been brides maid will you pick tina up dont want to ruin my out fit am now a preist lol she past out with all those tears are,nt weddings sad lol

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:31


come tina wonka has left you we ve got u a lovely nuns outfit now you must be bored of little bow peep you ve chased enough sheep to last you a life time (even tho you caught none lol)

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:33


yeah loved being bridesmaid... can we just leave her we need a quick exit before they've realised what's happened... don't forget to pick u the booze though lol

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:33 - Edited by: CMwonka




sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:34


got 2 bottle of vodka will that do

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:35


need some malibu too... don't worry i've just put 2 bottles in my bag

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:36


lemoade with mine ohh no wonka out but wiat were hovis do you think hes worn him out ?

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:37


is the new willy......

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:39


i think wonka has left him tied up on the church pew lol... wonka you need to go back & chrck on your hubby...
sexy i think we really need to run now... wonka may try & throw holy water on us.... uh oh... go go go go lol

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:39


lol your class hun hows married life treating you is he been a good wifey

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:40


lmao...hehehehe

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:40


wonka...... sooo funny hehehehehe

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:43


why do i get the feeling im running alone were did kimmy go ???????

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:45


i'm waiting on the plane... hurry up it's about to go

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:46


ooohhh no am melting some on thew some tpye of water OVER ME helpppp kimmmy dont leave meeee

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 12 May 2008 14:50


ahhhh hang on i'll be right there.... quickly throw some malibu over wonka it will keep him back for a few seconds (while he savours the sweet taste) hehehe quick this way, run fast sexy.... oh no he's catching up

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