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Author sexylady
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#151 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:10
lol tina
help me father for i have sinned see what it is my new freinds have got me to do so many bad things to poor little hovis i think kimmy most of all is a very bad INFLUENCE on me she even locked him in the cupboard (is it working yet do you belive its not my flaut its hers lol ) and she wont let him go hes gonna bake he might even turn to toast he looks like a beetroot at the moment coz she made me wax him realy hard no cream of nothing so plz forgive me because i have realy sinned i want to be a nun lol
Author kimmy
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#152 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:12
hehehehehehe meeeee i've said nothing (looks away trying to look innocent) pmsl
Author CMwonka
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#153 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:15
sexylady

you a nun, your having a bubble bath, arnt ya,........

there is not enough hail Marys in the whole of christianity for you my child
Author kimmy
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#154 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:16
no Father Wonka it is sexy who is the bad influence... i was nearly innocent again but now i don't have any innocent thoughts going through my head....
Author sexylady
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#155 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:18
points at kimmy there she is holds cross up at kimmy

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((((( )))))
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( ) plz stay away








hides behind the door before she sees this
Author kimmy
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#156 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:18
oh sexy if you wanna know where Father Wonka is... i've hidden him in the cupboard with hovis to keep him safe from tina hehehehe (evil laugh)
Author kimmy
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#157 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:19
lmao sexy the cross will never keep me away lol
Author sexylady
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#158 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:19
cross truned our wrong lol bubble bigg enough for two wonka come to mama come on and you kimmy lol loads of bubbles
Author sexylady
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#159 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:21
lol hahahahahaha carnt stop laughing
Author kimmy
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#160 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:22
pmsl
Author sexylady
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#161 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:22
shall we nick his bible coz am still bad today and marry hovis and wonka
Author sexylady
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#162 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:25
we are gathered here today....at the freepokerroom

i know wonka and hovis are lost for words but we now

pronounce you man and er man

you may kiss each other



quick kimmy run lol
Author kimmy
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#163 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:25
oooooo yeah good plan hehehehe.... we can corrupt their minds & make them our slaves (very evil laugh)
Author kimmy
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#164 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:26
pmsl... i think there's a plane over there we can hide in the bahamas lol
Author sexylady
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#165 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:28
lol did u like been brides maid will you pick tina up dont want to ruin my out fit am now a preist lol she past out with all those tears are,nt weddings sad lol
Author sexylady
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#166 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:31
come tina wonka has left you we ve got u a lovely nuns outfit now you must be bored of little bow peep you ve chased enough sheep to last you a life time (even tho you caught none lol)
Author kimmy
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#167 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:33
yeah loved being bridesmaid... can we just leave her we need a quick exit before they've realised what's happened... don't forget to pick u the booze though lol
Author CMwonka
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#168 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:33 - Edited by: CMwonka
Author sexylady
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#169 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:34
got 2 bottle of vodka will that do
Author kimmy
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#170 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:35
need some malibu too... don't worry i've just put 2 bottles in my bag
Author sexylady
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#171 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:36
lemoade with mine ohh no wonka out but wiat were hovis do you think hes worn him out ?
Author CMwonka
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#172 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:37
is the new willy......
Author kimmy
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#173 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:39
i think wonka has left him tied up on the church pew lol... wonka you need to go back & chrck on your hubby...
sexy i think we really need to run now... wonka may try & throw holy water on us.... uh oh... go go go go lol
Author sexylady
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#174 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:39
lol your class hun hows married life treating you is he been a good wifey
Author CMwonka
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#175 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:40
lmao...hehehehe
Author kimmy
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#176 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:40
wonka...... sooo funny hehehehehe
Author sexylady
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#177 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:43
why do i get the feeling im running alone were did kimmy go ???????
Author kimmy
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#178 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:45
i'm waiting on the plane... hurry up it's about to go
Author sexylady
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#179 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:46
ooohhh no am melting some on thew some tpye of water OVER ME helpppp kimmmy dont leave meeee
Author kimmy
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#180 - Posted: 12 May 2008 14:50
ahhhh hang on i'll be right there.... quickly throw some malibu over wonka it will keep him back for a few seconds (while he savours the sweet taste) hehehe quick this way, run fast sexy.... oh no he's catching up
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