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hovis
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# Posted: 13 May 2008 15:24
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i went too the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka )& a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party) and a cake
(for the party)and a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ears plugs (for the after party) and fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put the gifts in )and hovis (cos u know its good for u) ice cream(to cool sexy down) and jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em) a keg of beer (to get smashed ), and Liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach) a mars bar cos sexy is starving, a pkt of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his) a bottle of Olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay)
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sexylady
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# Posted: 13 May 2008 15:28
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cough cough lends my gabrial some of that oil lol
went too the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka )& a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party) and a cake
(for the party)and a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ears plugs (for the after party) and fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put the gifts in )and hovis (cos u know its good for u) ice cream(to cool sexy down) and jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em) a keg of beer (to get smashed ), and Liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach) a mars bar cos sexy is starving, a pkt of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his) a bottle of Olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay) some peace pudding (coz me and my angle need some peace)
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hovis
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# Posted: 13 May 2008 16:29
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went too the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka )& a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party) and a cake
(for the party)and a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ears plugs (for the after party) and fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put the gifts in )and hovis (cos u know its good for u) ice cream(to cool sexy down) and jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em) a keg of beer (to get smashed ), and Liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach) a mars bar cos sexy is starving, a pkt of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his) a bottle of Olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay) some peace pudding (coz me and my angle need some peace) and Quavers (keep the poor Angel nourished)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 13 May 2008 16:57
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went too the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka )& a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party) and a cake
(for the party)and a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ears plugs (for the after party) and fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put the gifts in )and hovis (cos u know its good for u) ice cream(to cool sexy down) and jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em) a keg of beer (to get smashed ), and Liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach) a mars bar cos sexy is starving, a pkt of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his) a bottle of Olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay) some peace pudding (coz me and my angle need some peace) and Quavers (keep the poor Angel nourished)
Red knickers for Hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball
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hovis
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# Posted: 13 May 2008 17:16
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Hmmm give me a kiss pmsl
went too the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka )& a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party) and a cake
(for the party)and a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ears plugs (for the after party) and fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put the gifts in )and hovis (cos u know its good for u) ice cream(to cool sexy down) and jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em) a keg of beer (to get smashed ), and Liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach) a mars bar cos sexy is starving, a pkt of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his) a bottle of Olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay) some peace pudding (coz me and my angle need some peace),Quavers (keep the poor Angel nourished), Red nickers (for hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball) and starch (to keep kahuna from going limp)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 May 2008 21:56
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went to the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka), a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party), a cake (for the party), a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ear plugs (for the after party), fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put gifts in) and hovis (cos you know it's good for you), ice cream (to cool sexy down), jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em), a keg of beer (to get smashed), liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach), a mars bar (cos sexy is starving), a packet of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his), a bottle of olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay), some peace pudding ( coz me & my angel need some peace), quavers (keep poor angel nourished). red knickers (for hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball), starch (to keep kahuna from going limp) & a telephone (so sexy can phone the lord direct to ask for his forgiveness)
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sexylady
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# Posted: 14 May 2008 03:24
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pmsl kimmy
went to the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka), a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party), a cake (for the party), a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ear plugs (for the after party), fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put gifts in) and hovis (cos you know it's good for you), ice cream (to cool sexy down), jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em), a keg of beer (to get smashed), liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach), a mars bar (cos sexy is starving), a packet of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his), a bottle of olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay), some peace pudding ( coz me & my angel need some peace), quavers (keep poor angel nourished). red knickers (for hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball), starch (to keep kahuna from going limp) & a telephone (so sexy can phone the lord direct to ask for his forgiveness)another umpa lumpa (to keep kimmy busy while she waits for forgiveness)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 14 May 2008 03:31
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PMSL I knew Hovis a was a good sport, nice one mate
went to the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka), a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party), a cake (for the party), a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ear plugs (for the after party), fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put gifts in) and hovis (cos you know it's good for you), ice cream (to cool sexy down), jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em), a keg of beer (to get smashed), liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach), a mars bar (cos sexy is starving), a packet of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his), a bottle of olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay), some peace pudding ( coz me & my angel need some peace), quavers (keep poor angel nourished). red knickers (for hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball), starch (to keep kahuna from going limp) & a telephone (so sexy can phone the lord direct to ask for his forgiveness)another umpa lumpa (to keep kimmy busy while she waits for forgiveness)
vasaline for hovis to take to his transgender ball
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hovis
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# Posted: 14 May 2008 04:31
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went to the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka), a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party), a cake (for the party), a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ear plugs (for the after party), fajitas (to eat the left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put gifts in) and hovis (cos you know it's good for you), ice cream (to cool sexy down), jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em), a keg of beer (to get smashed), liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach), a mars bar (cos sexy is starving), a packet of nobbys nuts (cos our nobbys lost his), a bottle of olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay), some peace pudding ( coz me & my angel need some peace), quavers (keep poor angel nourished). red knickers (for hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball), starch (to keep kahuna from going limp) & a telephone (so sexy can phone the lord direct to ask for his forgiveness)another umpa lumpa (to keep kimmy busy while she waits for forgiveness)vaseline (for hovis to take to his transgender ball) and wrinkle cream (so kahuna can make his peter look young)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 14 May 2008 05:47 - Edited by: kimmy
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went to the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka), a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party), a cake (for the party),a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ear plugs (for the after party), fajitas (to eat left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put gifts in), and hovis (cos you know it's good for you), ice cream (to cool sexy down), jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em), a keg of beer (to get smashed), liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach), a mars bar (cos sexy is starving), a packet of nobbys nuts (cos our nobby lost his), a bottle of olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay), somepeace pudding (coz me & my angel need some peace), quavers (keep poor angel nourished), red knickers (for hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball), starch (to keep kahuna from going limp), a telephone (so sexy can phone the lord direct to ask for forgiveness), another umpa lumpa (to keep kimmy busy while she waits for forgiveness), vaseline (for hovis to take to his transgender ball), wrinkle cream (so kahuna can make his peter look young) & an Xplicit picture of the angel (to keep me happy til i get in the convent) hehehe
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hovis
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# Posted: 14 May 2008 08:20
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went to the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka), a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party), a cake (for the party),a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ear plugs (for the after party), fajitas (to eat left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put gifts in), and hovis (cos you know it's good for you), ice cream (to cool sexy down), jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em), a keg of beer (to get smashed), liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach), a mars bar (cos sexy is starving), a packet of nobbys nuts (cos our nobby lost his), a bottle of olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay), somepeace pudding (coz me & my angel need some peace), quavers (keep poor angel nourished), red knickers (for hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball), starch (to keep kahuna from going limp), a telephone (so sexy can phone the lord direct to ask for forgiveness), another umpa lumpa (to keep kimmy busy while she waits for forgiveness), vaseline (for hovis to take to his transgender ball), wrinkle cream (so kahuna can make his peter look young) & an Xplicit picture of the angel (to keep me happy til i get in the convent) hehehe and a Yesterday (cos todays sad)
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sexylady
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# Posted: 14 May 2008 11:55
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WHYS TODAY SAD HUN ?
went to the supermarket bought an anniversary card (for hovis & wonka), a bunch of balloons (for their anniversary party), a cake (for the party),a didgeridoo (so the girls could learn how to blow), some ear plugs (for the after party), fajitas (to eat left overs in), a hovis,s golf trolly (to put gifts in), and hovis (cos you know it's good for you), ice cream (to cool sexy down), jockey shorts (cos jockeys need em), a keg of beer (to get smashed), liposuction vouchers (so the girls look good on the beach), a mars bar (cos sexy is starving), a packet of nobbys nuts (cos our nobby lost his), a bottle of olive oil (cos sexy don't use oil of ulay), somepeace pudding (coz me & my angel need some peace), quavers (keep poor angel nourished), red knickers (for hovis he likes to look hot at the transgender ball), starch (to keep kahuna from going limp), a telephone (so sexy can phone the lord direct to ask for forgiveness), another umpa lumpa (to keep kimmy busy while she waits for forgiveness), vaseline (for hovis to take to his transgender ball), wrinkle cream (so kahuna can make his peter look young) & an Xplicit picture of the angel (to keep me happy til i get in the convent) hehehe and a Yesterday (cos todays sad) zebra coz am sick of buying zips lol
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hovis
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# Posted: 14 May 2008 20:19
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Today's sad Rachel cos I am trying to make all happy and it was today I realised I forgot how to make hovis happy. It don't matter hun. Hey lets start a new game hehehe
Went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that Angel needs it)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 15 May 2008 01:46
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aww hovis.. we can all try & make you happy :))
went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it) & a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach)
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 May 2008 03:23
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ar hovis we make you happy dot we ?
went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it) & a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach) and bought some CUDDLES for hovis
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hovis
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# Posted: 15 May 2008 04:38
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Sweet ty
went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it) & a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), bought some CUDDLES for hovis and Dye (to cover blushes)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 15 May 2008 05:34 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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Hovis my man how are you, you little scamp happy yet
went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it) & a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), bought some CUDDLES for hovis and Dye (to cover blushes)
Eclestical robes for Sexy while she tries to chat up the Angel, might as well look the part
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kimmy
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# Posted: 15 May 2008 07:12
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went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part) & finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room cos)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 15 May 2008 17:40 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part) & finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room cos)
Glue for the lock on the door so the angel cant get out and away from sexys clutches
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sexylady
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 02:57
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went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part) & finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room cos)
Glue for the lock on the door so the angel cant get out and away from sexys clutches and some hand cuffs just in case
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kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 06:51
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went to the supermarket bought an aphrodidiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case) & Iodine (for the angels cuts & bruises after Tina kidnapped him)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 06:51
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went to the supermarket bought an aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part) & finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room cos)
Glue for the lock on the door so the angel cant get out and away from sexys clutches and some hand cuffs just in case
Inflatable doll for Hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained
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kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 06:54
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lol kahuna same time hahahaha
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 06:58
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LOL Kimmy
I was thinking about iodine for cuts as well then i thought I have not given anything to hovis for a while so i changed my mind at the last second
lolololol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:04
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hahahahaha that's soooo funny.. ok we'll keep it to the inflatable doll for hovis hehehe
went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained) & some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:08
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went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained) & some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel)
K Y for hovis and his new playmate Miss Plastic
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hovis
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:12
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And he huffed and he puffed, till it was filled to it's toes. pmsl
went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), jam (for sexy to spread on the angel) and a knife (to cut the angel free)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:14
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went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic) & liptstick (for hovis to put on Miss Plastic)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:17
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PMSL hovis and kimmy
went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise
entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic) & liptstick (for hovis to put on Miss Plastic)
Moro bar for Miss plastic to munch on while awaiting for hovis to arrive
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hovis
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:31
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Kimmy i'm going to bite your little ars.... if you don't behave lol
went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise
entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic) & liptstick (for hovis to put on Miss Plastic),a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive) and a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with miss plastic)
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