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nutcase
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:36
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oh my what r u all on lol

hovis
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:43
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Well Tina, I think Kahuna's on magic mushrooms, Sexy's on fire and Kimmy's choking on hovis. As for me lurpak hun.

nutcase
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:44
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hahahahahahaha very funny lol

kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:45
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pmsl laughing hovis hehehe & tina come & join in it's fun lol

went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), lipstick (for hovis to put on Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for Miss Plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic) & onions (for tina to eat so angel won't go with her again)

freespirit1000
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:46
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well well the little scamp has been busy while i have been looking up other things well here goes

went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat up the angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise
entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic) & liptstick (for hovis to put on Miss Plastic),a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive) and a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with miss plastic)

O ring as a spare for the doll when hovis over uses it

kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:48
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lol again kahuna :))

hovis
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 07:58 - Edited by: hovis
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no entry just correcting 2 O's used and kahuna m8 don't seperate your text got to keep adding it again. Cheers buddy


went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for sexy while she tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), some handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), lipstick (for hovis to put on Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for Miss Plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic) & onions (for tina to eat so angel won't go with her again)

kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 08:07 - Edited by: kimmy
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went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for tina to eat so angel won't go with her again) & puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP)

freespirit1000
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 08:21 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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okay buddy will comply

I prefer the o rings over the onion rings, they dont make you cry, but in your case you could get them to seal places that are not as tight as the ducks bum lollol and boy am I going to enjoy the Q word thanks for leaving it for me Kimmy

went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for tina to eat so angel won't go with her again) & puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP
Queen for Hovis Doll

hovis
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 08:35
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went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for tina to eat so angel won't go with her again) , puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP
Queen for Hovis Doll) and Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was)

sexylady
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 12:05
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went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for tina to eat so angel won't go with her again) , puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP
Queen for Hovis Doll) and Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was) and a rocking chair for wen he done with her

hovis
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 16:22
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went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for tina to eat so angel won't go with her again) , puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP
Queen for Hovis Doll) and Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was), a rocking chair for wen he done with her and Stilettos (for the ladies cos we like em leggy)

kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 17:00
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well that's me out then... being a 5ft midget hehehehe

went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for Tina to eat so angel won't go with her again), a puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP), Queen (for hovis doll), & Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was), a rocking chair (for when he done with her), Stilettos (for the ladies cos we like e leggy) & a Transvestite (for wonka cos hovis has a new toy)

hovis
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 18:11
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What a lovely thought Kimmy Grrrrrrrrrrr! Pmsl


went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so the angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch on while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for Tina to eat so angel won't go with her again), a puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP), Queen (for hovis doll), & Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was), a rocking chair (for when he done with her), Stilettos (for the ladies cos we like e leggy), a Transvestite (for wonka cos hovis has a new toy) and Umbrella (keep Kimmy undercover)

kimmy
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 18:33
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hehehehe it's actually true i'm only 5ft pmsl

wen to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach0, some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for Tina to eat so angel won't go with her again), a puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP), Queen (for hovis doll), & Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was), a rocking chair (for when he's done with her), Stilettos (for the ladies cos we like em leggy), a Transvestite (for wonka cos hovis has a new toy) Umbrella (keep kimmy undercover) & Very Very high heels (to make me look taller)

hovis
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# Posted: 16 May 2008 19:16
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wen to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach0, some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new


playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for Tina to eat so angel won't go with her again), a puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP), Queen (for hovis doll), & Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was), a rocking chair (for when he's done with her), Stilettos (for the ladies cos we like em leggy), a Transvestite (for wonka cos hovis has a new toy) Umbrella (keep kimmy undercover), Very Very high heels (to make me look taller) and a wonder bra (for sexy cos kahuna nicked hers)

sexylady
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 04:26
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lol they knock ppl out now wait till i get this on lol

wen to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach0, some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new
playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for Tina to eat so angel won't go with her again), a puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP), Queen (for hovis doll), & Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was), a rocking chair (for when he's done with her), Stilettos (for the ladies cos we like em leggy), a Transvestite (for wonka cos hovis has a new toy) Umbrella (keep kimmy undercover), Very Very high heels (to make me look taller) and a wonder bra (for sexy cos kahuna nicked hers) some x ray glass,s to see were my angel is hiding

nutcase
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 06:39
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wen to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for when sexy can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach0, some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel up, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied up in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new
playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read while he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for Tina to eat so angel won't go with her again), a puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP), Queen (for hovis doll), & Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was), a rocking chair (for when he's done with her), Stilettos (for the ladies cos we like em leggy), a Transvestite (for wonka cos hovis has a new toy) Umbrella (keep kimmy undercover), Very Very high heels (to make me look taller) and a wonder bra (for sexy cos kahuna nicked hers) some x ray glass,s to see were my angel is hiding
yellow thong for hovis to wear.

kimmy
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 08:31
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woohoo welcome aboard Tina :))

went to the supermarket bought aphrodisiac (cos that angel needs it), a bikini (for sexy when she can't try & be good anymore & runs off to the beach), some CUDDLES (for hovis), Dye (to cover blushes), Eclestical robes (for when sexy tries to chat angel, might as well look the part), finger food (for the angel tied uo in sexy's room), Glue (for the lock on the door so angel can't get out & away from sexy's clutches), handcuffs (just in case), Inflatable doll (for hovis now sexy is otherwise entertained), some more jam (for sexy to spread on the angel), K Y (for hovis & his new playmate Miss Plastic), a moro bar (for miss plastic to munch while awaiting hovis to arrive), a Newspaper (for freespirit to read whille he's waiting his turn with Miss Plastic), onions (for Tina to eat so angel won't go with her again), a puncture repair kit (for when Miss Plastic goes POP), Queen (for hovis doll), & Queens greatest hits cd (cos kahunas a Queen fan, well the guys told me he was), a rocking chair (for when he's done with her), Stilettos (for the ladies cos we like em leggy), a Transvestite (for wonka cos hovis has a new toy), Umbrella (keep kimmy undercover), Very Very high heels (to make me look taller), a wonder bra (for sexy cos kahuna nicked hers), some x ray glasses to see where my angel is hiding), yellow thong (for hovis to wear) & a Zimmer frame (cos the angel is gonna need it after we've all finished with him)

kimmy
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 08:33
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ok new game..... this is so fun hehehe

went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table)

CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 08:42 - Edited by: CMwonka
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i went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), and baileys Irish cream (Kath had run out of Malibu)

kimmy
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 09:08
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went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), baileys Irish cream (Kath had run out of Malibu) & condoms (for wonka & his transvestite)

sexylady
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 10:46
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went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), baileys Irish cream (Kath had run out of Malibu) & condoms (for wonka & his transvestite) and some dental floss to get the meet out my teeth when im done with wonka lol

kimmy
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 11:08
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went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), baileys Irish cream (Kath had run out of malibu), condoms (for wonka & his transvestite), some dental floss (to get the meat out of my teeth when i'm done with wonka) & an Eskimo (cos i felt like it) lol

sexylady
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 11:30
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went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), baileys Irish cream (Kath had run out of malibu), condoms (for wonka & his transvestite), some dental floss (to get the meat out of my teeth when i'm done with wonka) & an Eskimo (cos i felt like it) lol and a fish for the eskimo case he got home sick

kimmy
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 11:40
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went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), baileys Irish cream (Kath had run out of Malibu), condoms (for wonka & his transvestite), some dental floss (to get the meat out of my teeth when i'm done with wonka), an Eskimo (cos i felt like it), a fish (for the eskimo in case he gets home sick) & gaffa tape (just in case Tina tries to flee the convent again, strap her to the sling shot)

sexylady
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 11:46
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pmsl
went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), baileys Irish cream (Kath had run out of Malibu), condoms (for wonka & his transvestite), some dental floss (to get the meat out of my teeth when i'm done with wonka), an Eskimo (cos i felt like it), a fish (for the eskimo in case he gets home sick) & gaffa tape (just in case Tina tries to flee the convent again, strap her to the sling shot)
and hangoverpills

hovis
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 11:48
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went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), baileys Irish cream (Kath had run out of Malibu), condoms (for wonka & his transvestite), some dental floss (to get the meat out of my teeth when i'm done with wonka), an Eskimo (cos i felt like it), a fish (for the eskimo in case he gets home sick), gaffa tape (just in case Tina tries to flee the convent again, strap her to the sling shot) and hundreds n thousands (to put on sexys cup cakes)

kimmy
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 12:36
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went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), bailey's Irish cream (Kath had run out of Malibu), condoms (for wonka & his transvestite), some dental floss (to get the meat out of my teeth when i'm done with wonka), an Eskimo (cos i felt like it), a fish (for the eskimo in case he gets home sick), gaffa tape (just in case Tina tries to flee the convent again, strap her to the sling shot), hundreds n thousands of hangover pills (for the morning after) & some more Ice (for the drinks at the party)

changed it a little bit hope you don't mind :))

hovis
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# Posted: 17 May 2008 13:36
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No hun. If I falter u alter.

went to the supermarket bought Abba greatest hits cd (for hovis cos i heard him singing to them on the table), bailey's Irish cream (Kath had run out of Malibu), condoms (for wonka & his transvestite), some dental floss (to get the meat out of my teeth when i'm done with wonka), an Eskimo (cos i felt like it), a fish (for the eskimo in case he gets home sick), gaffa tape (just in case Tina tries to flee the convent again, strap her to the sling shot), hundreds n thousands of hangover pills (for the morning after), some more Ice (for the drinks at the party) & jelly (cos u 2 turn my legs to it)

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