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sexylady
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# Posted: 18 May 2008 12:17
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pmsl
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nutcase
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# Posted: 18 May 2008 12:51
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo to cool the lads down lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 18 May 2008 15:46
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits)
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nutcase
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# Posted: 18 May 2008 16:09
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangroo (to send every one hopping lol)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 18 May 2008 18:58
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 19 May 2008 01:27
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails)
Me for all the girls
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 May 2008 02:53
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 19 May 2008 03:47 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday)
Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 May 2008 05:07
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party)
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sexylady
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# Posted: 19 May 2008 08:19
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky for our new freind harry lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 May 2008 09:15
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents)
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nutcase
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# Posted: 19 May 2008 11:33
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs to impress lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 May 2008 18:59
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs (to impress) & a Twister game (to keep sexy, kahuna & hovis happy.. maybe the rest of us will join in lol)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 04:36
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs (to impress) & a Twister game (to keep sexy, kahuna & hovis happy.. maybe the rest of us will join in lol) Uniform for Hovis so he can open doors for Sexy and kahuna when we go to the movies
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:09
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs (to impress) & a Twister game (to keep sexy, kahuna & hovis happy.. maybe the rest of us will join in lol) Uniform (for Hovis so he can open doors for Sexy and kahuna when we go to the movies) & a Van (need something to get all the drunks home safely)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:12
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs (to impress) & a Twister game (to keep sexy, kahuna & hovis happy.. maybe the rest of us will join in lol) Uniform (for Hovis so he can open doors for Sexy and kahuna when we go to the movies) & a Van (need something to get all the drunks home safely) Waterwings (For Hovis he will need them when kahuna throws him into the river after her forgets to give a snappy salute to kahuna his mentor) LOL PMSL
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:15
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pmsl kahuna hehehe
went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs (to impress) & a Twister game (to keep sexy, kahuna & hovis happy.. maybe the rest of us will join in lol) Uniform (for Hovis so he can open doors for Sexy and kahuna when we go to the movies) & a Van (need something to get all the drunks home safely) Waterwings (For Hovis he will need them when kahuna throws him into the river after her forgets to give a snappy salute to kahuna his mentor) LOL PMSL X files box set (cos i've run out of ideas for X lol)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:22
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Glad you liked it Kimmy, lets see if this one is any good
went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs (to impress) & a Twister game (to keep sexy, kahuna & hovis happy.. maybe the rest of us will join in lol) Uniform (for Hovis so he can open doors for Sexy and kahuna when we go to the movies) & a Van (need something to get all the drunks home safely) Waterwings (For Hovis he will need them when kahuna throws him into the river after her forgets to give a snappy salute to kahuna his mentor) LOL PMSL X files box set (cos i've run out of ideas for X lol)
Yoke ( to place Hovis in so he cant get near me when I steal Sexy away from him)
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Daniella
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:24 - Edited by: Daniella
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went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs (to impress) & a Twister game (to keep sexy, kahuna & hovis happy.. maybe the rest of us will join in lol) Uniform (for Hovis so he can open doors for Sexy and kahuna when we go to the movies) & a Van (need something to get all the drunks home safely) Waterwings (For Hovis he will need them when kahuna throws him into the river after her forgets to give a snappy salute to kahuna his mentor) LOL PMSL X files box set (cos i've run out of ideas for X lol) Yoke ( to place Hovis in so he cant get near me when I steal Sexy away from him)
And a Zippo to light the Birthday candles.
-------- ETA: Boy howdy, you guys are creative.... =)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:27
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lmao
went to the supermarket bought some appetisers (cos we all need to eat something after all that booze), some Booze (to soak up the food) & a cake with candles (for Kath's birthday) disco shoes (for kathy lol)some eggs to thow at dj wen he plays crap songs & a fan (to cool everyone down at the party)and a golf buggy (to take me home) & a Heart transplant kit (in case any of the oldies keel over at the party) an igloo (to cool the lads down lol) & a Jumper (for harry to cover it's unsightly dangly bits) a kangaroo (to send every one hopping lol) & some Lemons & Limes (for the cocktails) Me (for all the girls) & novelty toys (a pressie for Kath for her birthday) Orgasm for Sexy Orgasm 30ml Baileys 30ml Cointreau Build over ice in a short glass. A Multiple Orgasm is made with and an addition of 30ml cream. & Passion shooters (gotta have more booze for the party) and a quicky (for our new friend harry lol) & Ribbon (for the presents) songs (to impress) & a Twister game (to keep sexy, kahuna & hovis happy.. maybe the rest of us will join in lol) Uniform (for Hovis so he can open doors for Sexy and kahuna when we go to the movies) & a Van (need something to get all the drunks home safely) Waterwings (For Hovis he will need them when kahuna throws him into the river after her forgets to give a snappy salute to kahuna his mentor) LOL PMSL X files box set (cos i've run out of ideas for X lol) Yoke ( to place Hovis in so he cant get near me when I steal Sexy away from him) & some Zoo tickets (for you all to come visit me cos i'm laughing that much they might mistake me for a hyena pmsl)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:30
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hi Daniella
went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:32
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hi Daniella welcome to the supermarket :)) lol kahuna
went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practise on you guys)
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:36
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went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practise on you guys) Carbon Paper ( So you can keep producing more of me )
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:40
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went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practise on you guys) Carbon Paper ( So you can keep producing more of me ) DIY book (not the household type, for tina to give hubby to be when they get married lol)
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Daniella
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:48 - Edited by: Daniella
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Went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from Hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practice on you guys) Carbon Paper ( So you can keep producing more of me ) DIY book (not the household type, for Tina to give hubby to be when they get married lol) and a bottle of Elderberry Wine (for casting spells from the Magick book to make an effigy -voodoo dolls- of the unsuspecting males)
ETA: Thanks for the Welcome to this amazing Emporium =)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 05:52
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:))
Went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from Hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practice on you guys) Carbon Paper ( So you can keep producing more of me ) DIY book (not the household type, for Tina to give hubby to be when they get married lol) and a bottle of Elderberry Wine (for casting spells from the Magic book to make an effigy -voodoo dolls- of the unsuspecting males) & a Flash light (so kahuna can see in the dark up in the big oak tree)
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hovis
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 06:14 - Edited by: hovis
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Welcome Dani xx
Went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from Hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practice on you guys) Carbon Paper ( So you can keep producing more of me ) DIY book (not the household type, for Tina to give hubby to be when they get married lol) and a bottle of Elderberry Wine (for casting spells from the Magic book to make an effigy -voodoo dolls- of the unsuspecting males), a Flash light (so kahuna can see in the dark up in the big oak tree) and a Giggle ( cos u make me laugh)
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sexylady
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 07:30
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Went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from Hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practice on you guys) Carbon Paper ( So you can keep producing more of me ) DIY book (not the household type, for Tina to give hubby to be when they get married lol) and a bottle of Elderberry Wine (for casting spells from the Magic book to make an effigy -voodoo dolls- of the unsuspecting males), a Flash light (so kahuna can see in the dark up in the big oak tree) and a Giggle ( cos u make me laugh)some hartley jam to go on my hovis toast
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 07:39
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Glad you like it heren Daniella
Went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from Hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practice on you guys) Carbon Paper ( So you can keep producing more of me ) DIY book (not the household type, for Tina to give hubby to be when they get married lol) and a bottle of Elderberry Wine (for casting spells from the Magic book to make an effigy -voodoo dolls- of the unsuspecting males), a Flash light (so kahuna can see in the dark up in the big oak tree) and a Giggle ( cos u make me laugh)some hartley jam to go on my hovis toast
Idiots Guide to Bread making (for hovis of course)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 May 2008 09:19
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Went to the supermarket bought an Acorn ( When it grows into a big oak tree I can climb it and hide from Hovis because he wont like it when i keep taking his girls) & a Book of spells (for us girls to practice on you guys) Carbon Paper ( So you can keep producing more of me ) DIY book (not the household type, for Tina to give hubby to be when they get married lol) and a bottle of Elderberry Wine (for casting spells from the Magic book to make an effigy -voodoo dolls- of the unsuspecting males), a Flash light (so kahuna can see in the dark up in the big oak tree) and a Giggle ( cos u make me laugh)some hartley jam to go on my hovis toast Idiots Guide to Bread making (for hovis of course) & a Jet (to fly us all off somewhere nice & sunny)
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