A day in the life of the village called table 1
Season 2 scene 6 after, scene 6 after after and scene 7 before
The places events and characters portrayed in this work are purely fictional any resemblance to people living or dead are purely intentional.
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Scene 6 after begins
The scene opens in a dark place very dark, extremely dark, so dark that if you put your hand in front of your face and touched your nose you wouldn't be able to see your hand.
Jojomacca and CW are in the dark place huddled up against each other for warmth and comfort, listening to the sounds all around them, the twitch in CW's left eye is going faster than a rabbit down a hole when chased by a fox and jojomacca is shivering not from cold but from fright.
I don't like it here says CW its dark and cold and lonely and scary
I don't like it here either says jojomacca its dark and its cold and it's lonely and it's very scary.
What was that says CW
What says jojomacca
Something touched my hand says CW
That was me says jojomacca
OH! says CW I don't like it here
What was that says jojomacca
What says CW
Something touched my head says jojomacca
That was me says CW
OH! says jojomacca I don't like it here
The wind blows and a creaking noise is heard
Oh crikey says jojomacca what's that noise
I don't know says CW
The wind howls and a wailing noise is heard
Oh blimey says CW what's that noise
I don't know says jojomacca
I don't like it here they say in unison (don't forget that means together)
Lions and tigers and bears oh my says jojomacca
Lions and tigers and bears oh my says CW
Mummy always tells me if you say you don't believe in something says jojomacca then it doesn't exist
The two start to chant
"I don't believe in boogeymen"
"I don't believe in boogeymen"
"I don't believe in boogeymen"
Just then they hear footsteps and voices coming louder and closer
Who is it says CW
OH! Mummy says jojomacca
"I do believe in boogeymen"
"I do believe in boogeymen"
they continue to chant together
Jojomacca and CW scream Aaarrrrgghhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Just then a bright light falls upon the two and they hear voices saying what are you doing?
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Scene 6 after after starts
The scene opens in a forest glade (an open bit of ground in a forest or wood) in the middle of which is a small wooden shed, three paths lead into the glade one from the South, one from the West and one from the North East.
Appearing on the path from the North East comes yschi and chip, chip is looking tired and yschi has the look that only a woman who has been disappointed can have. They walk in silence (how they got to silence from the glade I don't know) as far apart from each other as the path would allow them.
At the same time (12:10 and 33 seconds) on the path coming from the West appears baby and z1zu the latter's right hand pushing a bread delivery bicycle with a large wicker basket on the front, while his left arm is around baby giving her a cuddle. While baby has her right arm around z1zu's waist and a look on her face that only a woman who is very content can have, a sort of radiant glow.
Hey chip and yschi says z1zu were are you going
Back to the village as fast as I can says chip if I never see yschi again it will be too soon
If I ever want a boy to teach me how to tie a woggle (whatever the hell that is) says yschi I'll be sure not to call you chip
Oh dear says baby are you two not getting on.
No no says yschi its just Mr boy scout thinks he is the only one who can do knots and pitch tents even though I told him I was a girl guide.
She's insufferable (I don't know what that means but it sounds good) says chip
He's a sexist piggy says yschi
At that moment or it could have been a little bit earlier the four hear noises coming from the shed, which they bravely approach all the while in silence, listening to see if they can determine what is inside.
Chip and z1zu grasp the door by the handle and pull the door open, light floods in and a loud scream can be heard coming from the inside of the shed.
Chip and z1zu say what are you doing?
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Scene 7 before starts
The scene opens in a forest glade (an open bit of ground in a forest or wood) in the middle of which is a small wooden shed, three paths lead into the glade one from the South, one from the West and one from the North East.
Standing in the glade outside of the shed are CW (twitch in left eye going faster than a gazelle being chased by a lion) jojomacca, yschi, baby, z1zu and chip.
Why did you scream says yschi and baby together
The bright light hurt our eyes says CW
Are you crying says chip to CW
My goodness says CW no the bright light just made my eyes water
Me too says jojomacca
What were you two doing in the shed says z1zu
Well we went looking for the missing villagers says jojomacca and stayed out too late and it was too dark to see our way back, so we went into the shed to sleep for the night.
You were looking for us says yschi looking at jojomacca in a way that only a woman who is after something can achieve.
Yes says CW you and a whole host of others, were have you been
Baby and I have been to my aunties farm says z1zu and stayed to help out for a few days as my uncle is poorly
Chip and I says yschi have been to the ranger scouts camp where we joined in the outdoor activities and I beat him at getting erections!
Pardon says jojomacca
Oh! sorry my English not so good says yschi I meant erections in tent.
You what says C W
you know says yschi putting up tents.
Oh! says jojomacca and CW together that's a relief.
Ok then lets get you back to the village says CW you especially baby as your mom is worried about you.
Eherm! Says CW which way is it now?
This way CW says chip the path leading to the South.
Can I walk with you says yschi to jojomacca taking hold of his left arm in both of hers and sort of leaning into him
Gulp! yes if you like says jojomacca
After a shortish walk the six of them reach the edge of the woods and see in the distance the high street
Where outside the village post office stands twr506 hand almost on the doorknob
Know were johnny goes
Is any 1 correct
Those two lines begin with K and I
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