hi i am sister smurffet come and confes all your good sins

what about the bad ones

not that i have any bad ones lol cough cough

yeah we need to confess bad sins lol

so weres the confessoin box ?is garbail in it

yeah ok lol... i have loads but i don't really need to confess just need new ideas lol

dear sister smuffet for give me for i want to sin i mean i have sinned but are you hiding harry in the box carnt open the door

my children you can talk about anythinh u like as my ears r hear to listen and help

hehehehe she's tied her up behind it lol

ok well here goes.... i need to find a new strip club that you can buy naughty things in.... any suggestions? lol

harry is looking after father wonka as he needs help lol

sister muffet be warned that little hovis like to confess about his hairy nipples also like u to bump them off with the jump leads plz dont laugh wen he tell you his problems its a shame he realy need to be put down i just carnt bear the thought of burning the toast (once i run out of lurpack i might re think )

try any naughty shops and look in the market hun

ohhhh ok......... well sister muffet can i confess that i never want to be good ever again... what should i do about that?

kimmy av just found a box full of naughty things outside wonkas old place there mainlt womens stuff to i wounder whos there were

hmmmmmmm maybe from when hovis & wonka were married?

whipps to ?i wounder

lets have a deeper look in here... what's this!!! wow we could open a shop with all this stuff

right kimmy there is no chance of u being good hun so what i will say is be naughty and confess when u do bad things i like to hear your problems
that and i'm nose and loanly

a shop wow

hmmmmmmmm the lads will like that but this room is for confessions ladies

dear sister smurffet,

hello there, my name is willy wonka, may i first of all say i have never sinned in my hole life, BUT i am starting to get feelings towards my female nurse umpa lupa, her name is Peggy, take a look for yourself..

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is this a sin....?

willy wonka

no wonka i can tell you that shes lovely

sister i had a dream last night, it was full of all things good... is that a sin? just wondering cos i've never experienced that before lol

well wonka i'm affraid u r not sinning but if fenter by mistake in kimmy's shop then i want to know why.


as for kimmy well hunny no good dreams r not a sin

well it sure felt like a sin & a nightmare... i didn't like it 'think bad thoughts & your dreams will be normal again kimmy' hehehehe

hello dear Sister Surffet I have sinned and I need forgivness

Sexy I have to bring you in on this too, Look im sorry Sexy , but when Sexy and I said we were having a bath we lied some of the time ( sonme of the time were were bathing)

But some of the time we were doing other things and this is what is was.....

I feel bad about lying but we were actually out shopping
its just that I am a bit embarsed by this all , we were going to womans shops and Sexy was helping me buy some womans clothing, I am so embaressed.

I am so weak willed and easily lead and these tow perverted ones really put the pressure on me and lead me astray , I come from a Cof E and Presbyterian back ground, all good and proper you see but these two evil beings made me do things, it was HOVIS[/i] and WONKA[i] they made me do it. They said seeing that they were now into womans clothing I had to go and buy some, I protested and said it was wrong for me but NO[/i] they stamped their feet down and said NO do it[i]


I know its wong but they made me do it, its like buying drugs, its so wrong ,So I went to Sexy and seeing she has real fashion sense she said she would help me out. She is wonderful.

Anyway we went to the shops and bought all these womens clothes, they were mainly crotchless knickers and bras with gaps for the nipples and red in colour


I know it was wrong to buy them but.................................................................................. ..................................................................................... ............................................

I am so glad Hovis and Wonka liked them and are now wearing them, they love them and I am so glad I do not have to wear them

by the way boys sexy and I put itching powder in the knickers and bras LOL PMSL

Big K[i][/i]

I must confess sister. The strange one called freespirit aka kahuna, has me worried.
I have tried to stay true to my girls but this person keeps asking me for my old clothes and secrets on sexylady. How can I rebuff him without hurting his feelings? I think he will change sexy from the vibrant little soul that she is and take away her spirit. Should I give in to his demands and forget about sexy, along with my back copies of Ann Summer catalogues or pull up my G string and fight? Man my pants are itchy lol

right B K i think u have your own mind u can't blame hovis and wonka for what u realy want. as deep down in side u r a lady in a mans body as for getting sexy to help that is good as she does have a dress sence. my child be true to your selfe and be happy.

Hovis hun pull your G string up and fight like a heshe you will win if u r true

How can I fight a bloke in lasses dresses. It would be like striking a woman and I can't do that. I must say kahuna doe's look rather fetching in his pink leotard and olive green stilettos. OK kahuna G strings off give me your best handbag shot lol