u can hun u can do anything u want when u put your mind to it hun

No I think I'll walk away from this one. Never hit a Kiwi when he's wearing a dress, his sheep will get jealous and I love animals. You want to confess anything miss Nun Smurf? Like why you paid Harry to hide in Kimmy's cupboard lol

yes sister smurfett i think you need to let some one else take over & YOU confess your sins, please don't say you don't sin (remember i've seen you drunk in the clubs hehehe)

hehe kahuna next shopping trip is on monday seens the world now nos what we get up to then you can pick what we do next (plz no feathers)

hmmmmmmmmm right yes i have sined i am only human but i confessed to father wonka befor he closed up shop. so i am a good egg now and you should all get everything of your chest good or bad please tell or i won't be happy :(

Okay Sexy
lets go to the flea market

Ill buy new Flea Collar For Hovis

You can buy Sheep Dip for Wonka

and we will each other a nice ice cream and sit in the park and watch Hovis and Wonka Scratch their itches

thats is a good idea freespirit i like to see grown men itch lol

kahuna... you need to come back to the shop & buy some sinfull things, your order has been put to the side for you lol :))

sister smurfett i have a really big problem... since i have opened my shop i have been good... what i could really do with is a break from there, but i have all these naughty people wanting to buy everything so i couldn't possibly close the shop... i need some one to take over for a little while so i can be bad again hehehehe.... would you like some time away from your confession booth & take over my shop for me?? lol

forgive me sister for i have sinned i think ive a bun in the oven and am not sure weather its a hovis or a warburtons could even be a kingsmill or a slight chance it could be khanua plz help i carnt tell my hubby untill i no what to do

Turn your oven up to 210c if its an hovis, 190c for warburtons (can't stand the heat), put the kingsmill in the bin and if it's a kahuna hun! you are on your own. As for your sins, Sister Smurfett may adopt it or bless your flower with flour. lol

Well well here we go again

Look Sexy, you look delightful any which way

Ill not abandon you no matter who its responsible, I belive it is a Kahuna Burger

Ill put you up on a nice place where you are with all the amenitys free of pesky bread deliverytransgender guys
and chocoholic maniacs chocolate factory owners.

Hovis mate sorry but hey I know you are trying to get back at me but mate Ill get you everytime PMSL you will have to get up a lot earlier to come within in a bulls roar of me.

PS Sheep are very loyal and affectionate

yes kahuna my friend, I do have to get up earlier, but I do it by choice. How could I hurt you! so I choose to let you play. lol.
Sorry Rachel I didn't help you there but I will try and give you some advice till Sister Smurfett gets back.

Tell hubby you have baked him a special surprise and the cooking will take 9 months. If he asks what it is tell him it's a surprise for both of you (and us). To tell where it came from, use your loaf guide.

Hovis = Brown and crusty and it will say "Mamma I love you"
Warburtons = Off white and crispy, it will say "OK mother feed me"
Kingsmill = White, anorexic and limp, it will say "Hey mother f.....r wheres my bottle"
Kahuna = Pale and lacks fibre, it will say "Lets get it on mother"

Hope this helps hun.

Love toasty xxx

now toasty untill u r qualafied stay away from giving addvice lol thats my job now get confessing and begging for my forgivness. as for the rest of u start getting serious be for i kick you blue butts lol

hmmmmmm this is going wrong no one will cofess there realy juicy sins so it look's like i might have to lose the gates. :(

Okay Ill confess

Look a few years ago a team of us did something very bad
there were three young keen adventueres and well
Here goes
The first one was a tall bronzed brave ANZAC Me
the other two where pasty pail skinned POMS ( English) I took a liking to them, they were like the little lost puppys they grow on you.

One smelt of chocolate and the other smelt of bread. Strange that but hey what ever yanks your chain i suppose. I digress must get back to the story.

Anyway we sneaked into this girls dormatory in an English boarding school while the girls were sleeping an we took all their knickers. the puppys wanted them.

Anyway we got itching powder and placed it in all their bras, i know it was a mean thing but it was worth watching KIMMY and SEXY strip off at assembly because it drove them wild

I am sorry now

Yeah Right LOl

well i am glad u confessed but i will say this let kimmy and sexy get there own back on u then u will be forgiven the have to be as rude as possibel lol

PMSL good call nutty one

i am hear to help and listen if u need me just call and i'll be hear lol

Thank you my dear

any time hun just call mwah to all that needs my ear tpo help lol

ok sister smurfett time for a serious confession....
you see sexy & I tricked some of these guys we know, we went into their English boarding school (for boys) & put red ants in their beds, the ants really went wild... must have been the smell of bread, chocolate & tanning lotion... we hid in a wardrobe trying to not laugh too loudly as they sreamed (like girls) it was really funny... ooops sorry guys guess you know that was us now hehehehe

This isn't fair Sister Smurfett, I haven't got any thing to confess. You know I am without sin and am always soooo good. Can I invent a sin or is that a sin inventing one? If I sorted Kimmy and Sexy out for past deeds will that be enough?

right u beliive that u r a good men toasty u will be my second in comand the ladies go to u for help and the men will come to me.


Oh and by the way u R NOT as inocent as u like to think hun ;)

kimmy by any chance it was your littel prank done top hovis wonka and freespirit if so that is not realy a sin that was pay back for what they did to u hun if they scream like girls hun then they are

phew... yeah how did you guess hehehe... so basically what you're saying is keep being yourself, it's not sinning?? lmao you would've laughed your head off if you seen them screaming.. can still picture them running around waving their arms in the air & trying to get the ants off it was hilarious lol

can i play?? hehe

lmao Ali... you need to confess something to sister smurfett?? i don't think she's a real sister though, i just think she likes to gossip hehehehe

ok i confessssssssssssssssssssss ummmmmmmmmmmmmm i sometimes get turned on my the smileys on msn is that bad?

it's not that bad happy hun but if get pleasure with hurting ppl then that will be bad but kimmy u r wrong hun ish i am hear to help and listen to any one who needs me. plus i like to listen to the gossip to lol

ok well i seen krazy and hype gettin off under table 1 and 2 mins later johnnyb joined in theres ur goss hehe