well my child i am sure he is ok who was this person u sent him to cause i hear ppl saying it is tina but i have on good athorte that he went to some one called sexy after he finished over hers i am sure he is well maybe he just wants a break he will be back some time i m sure of that

well i never has every one turned in to angels i don't think so come on in and confess

hmmmmmmmmmm I CANNOT BELIVE U R ALL GOOD there has to be some sins u wanna confess to me lol

I found a sin yipeeeeeeeeeee. Can i confess now Sister?

u can my child i ahve been praying for some one to confess and the lord sent me it must be good

OK here goes Sister. Well I met this girl on holiday in Torbay and she was an Angel. Tried as hard as I could to separate her from goodness, but she said she never ate bread. Well I plied her with drink and lo and behold she ate an whole loaf in one sitting. I now deliver once a day. Is getting a lass pi......drunk, count as a sin? (not Tina cos she plies you lol)

i wondered y i keep waking up with a headache and crumbs in my knickers

pmsl @ Ali...hehehe It's because you have found the real deal lol............Brown bread and tequila

hehehe well free alcohol free bread anddddddd clean windows wot more cud a girl ask 4!!

A smile would be nice lol

Sister Smurfett I have another confession to make... I made one of my delivery drivers stay in the shop a little later than normal last night, he had no deliveries so I gave him the job of testing the handcuffs.. I thought it would be funny to leave him there all night cos he's been taking time off work & slacking when he's in work!! On my way out I bumped into harry, & she asked how everyone was doing.. She was especially interested in knowing how hovis was, so I asked her if she would like to find out for herself.. I let her in the back door of the shop & locked it behind her.. She whispered that she was going to have some fun!! Was that wrong of me to do? hovis is really scared of her.. I still haven't checked on him yet, I have been to the shop but only into my office lol

roffl @ kimmy!!!

well kimmy my child i don't think u have sined as hovis was in the wrong takeing time off willy nilly i am asuming that it is not in his contract hunny so if happ / harry as u put wants him she should have him as tourter to him for doing what he want's

hehe can i help? i love torture

you can my child hovis deservies it hun he has been a very very naught boy hehehehehehe

yippeeeeeeeee i got a proper leather whip with a hard handle!!

bend ova hovis hun!!

good good u must take pics and pin them up in the shop to warn off the other members of staff that miss behave lol

yes i will hehehe hahahaa and hun can i borrow ur duck tape?

yes hunny u will find it behind the door on the left handside hunny

ok hovis is stuck 2 the ceilin with tape hehe feel free 2 whip him!!

yeah ooooops i shouldn't be thinking like this i'm an angel hear to listen to every one's confession and to help ppl if they need me to. for loseing my way i will be in the preyer room praying for forgiveness it may be some time please my children have faith i will back to listern and help as soon as i can

sister smurfett
this is how i see you

look kimmy i have a a copy of your diary wiych is in the safe place so my child if u go in to my office u will know wear to find it as u know me so wellll be good my child and cofess soon. lol

i would love 2 carry on posting in this thread but i am an......

yeah right CMhappy we know the truth but kimmy gave me your diary aswell so i know everything right down to what u did last night and who with not saying who (HOVIS) lol

shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg i will buy a new church roof if u keep quiet??

well well well u need to do more then that hunny

WTF !!!!!!
is there such thing as a good sin ?

there is in the name off smurffet there is now confess petey149 and let it be free.

Petey149
there is a diference
A bad sin is Self Abuse
A good sin is having it off with someone other than yourself