pmsl Sister Smurfett, it's no secret that I like to have the occassional tipple with the good old Malibu, blimey you all join me for a drink all the time, I think between us lot we drink more alcohol than is served lmao...

But I am intrigued by what you have to say about willy... Already married to an umpa lumpa???

dear sister smurfett,

WHY WHY WHY..?

why would you say such harmuful lies about me, i am not married to an umpa lumpa, yes i admit i did get very close to one, we did go on holiday together, we strolled through the jungle of Uganda for a few days, we cuddled round a camp fire, BUT that was as far as i wanted to take it.

she was wanting children and marriage, but i couldn't, what with my looks and her orange skin, we would have ended up with a tangerine...!!!!!!

so please stop your untruths, and tell my Kimmy i loves her.....

WW

sister i was very angry these past two days and still am.

some one mad my mommy cry what do i do?

find out who it was and find out why hunny no one is alloud to make any one cry that is wrong and unfair

wonka hun it was hovis who told me you was married to an umpa lumpa i shall tell kimmy u love her please don't hert her

Oh so what you're telling me now Sister Smurfett is that you were not telling the truth just going on hear say?

I nearly walked out on willy :( lol

dearest kimmy i can not lie it was hovis who told me but he showed me the picks of them together and they wear very close to the truth please except my deepest apology and i'll shall only find the in fo out for my self befor i say anything


lol

Oh really... Where is willy I want a word with him!! lmao

lol hunny u will have to talk to hovis hunny

No I want to hear it from willy... He better be ready to explain himself hehehehe

Now Sister Smurfett please tell me what you know????

well hovis said that the wedding was good but didn't have any pics of it so i don't know if it is true hunny but he said that it was a forest wedding and not he was the one to witness it

Oh god you are making me feel confused now (before you say I know that's not hard to do) I don't know what to think!!!

Think I might go see Doctor Wonka now lol

ok have fun lol

nutcase i know who did it...


i know why he did it.


i want to kill him.

NO ONE MAKES MY MOM CRY.

Nutcase

I penned a poem especially for Dear Sister Smurffet

There I was one day sitting in the loo
I was there thinking of you
yes dear kathiznutz it was you
Kimmy said if I did not pen a poem I was in the poo

Big K

u can't kill him hun as he isn't worth the troubel he is nothing but mud if he will upset a lady or antone for his pleasure then he is nothing more then an imature sad littel man hun

Sister Smurfett, I don't have a confession to make... I was just wondering are you closed because you turned bad? lmao

no ppl stopped coming in so i had no gosip i mean no one came to confess

tinasanders80@hotmail.co.uk thought i would throw it in lol

Ok Sister Smurfett

I have a confession to make, since I married willy I have been craving chocolate even more than before. It could be that he's always got it on him... I don't know?

lmao Tina

I haven't got anything to confess either.............invent one.

Sister I have cravings for lasses dressed as women......what should I do lol

i wish i could help u hovis but what u r feeling is natural for a young man such as your self to crave it


kimmy my child u love chocolet eather that or your pregnant

lmao well I think the pregnant part is out of the question, so I will go for your first reply.
Lucky I married a man with a chocolate factory then really hey!! lol

Sister Smurfett I also have another confession, I like setting people up on dates, I have been doing alot of match making these past few days, but my confession is that i'm worried about one set up... Bobby & krazy, I think krazy will eat him alive

lmao

Is that normal? Blimey never though I was normal.....thank you sister.....lah lah lah lah lah

kimmy u r right to worry hun as i think u may be right about krazy eating bobby i would also like to know why u haven't set me up on a date

hovis nothing i think i am losing my sences by saying u r normal lol

I am working on it Sister Smurfett don't worry... I was thinking a nice shark for you? lol

lol witch one there is two of them hun

The one that was going to take you to the wedding lol

yeah he will do lol tinasanders80@hotmail.co.uk