Ill start this one off

I bet he was born under a tree in the forrest to Parents who where Wookes on a moon to the planet of Endor
Then he was kidnaped by Darth Vadar but was dropped opon Earth because Darth vadar could not stand the smell of Baking Bread in his helmet

Freespirit aka kahuna. Thread won't work m8 cos I'm just a shy nobody. Now Willie Wonka.... He's interesting and you have dark side......but me no.

I don't think that Hovis was born at all. I think he was made from star dust and delivered to earth by a firey comet millions of years ago, and he now lights up the Freepokerroom!

Keep it up buddy.

once upon a time ali was lonely so alis parents made hovis 2 keep her company! see hes mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think hovis made aswell ause he is to careing and gentel to be a humen being he has a heart og gold and he will try and cheer any one up who is sad the for it doesn't matter where he was born or how he is made all that matters is he is hear for all to enjoy hic company

I think hovis was born in a forest & left with a wild pack of wolves... would explain alot don't you think? lol

mmmm

i was afraid this topic would appear one day....!!!

To be honest i know the answer to this question, you see hovis is not a real person, he is what is known to us as a 'glitch', he was created by Emil to bring light into the forum. At times Emil has to reset his micro chip because he keeps going off on one, but to be honest he is just a computer programme, sorry , but i know i had to tell you all the truth.



willy wonka

pmsl... i knew there was something dodgy about hovis!! hehehehe

yeah me too hunny

lmao pmsl

just keep laughing til death hahaha

i knew he was an alien from outter space i just didn't want him to know i knew pmsl

hovis wasnt born any of those ways.....He was born by regular people. And one day they were traveling on the organ trail and he fell off in his baby basket (they were in a wagon). So the might moo ducks pick him up and raised him on there own. He now is god of the moo ducks and we all worship him. He brings everyone an illusion of happyness and joy. But really he just covers up your feelings until he leaves.

i think for me hovis is an angel like saint gabriel :D can someone put picture of sain gabriel here.. just to protect all the peoples for evil



pmsl

I love you all and thank you for being soooooo nice. I think we should stop this now but before we do I'll tell you where I come from.

Willy was right. Emil made me in his back kitchen, I was risen from yeast and wholemeal with a smattering of goodness. Emil christened me "hovis" and said "Don't let them swear, abuse others or mistreat the girls". I think I've completed my task. Hovis will now go back in the wrapper.

Thank you friends xx

ok that may b true hun but u struck a deal with emil cos u served ur perpose 4 him so he said i cud have u at a price! so u c u r mine!!!

You paid for a stale name......I want to come back as a rocky or stud. Much better than crumbs in your bed. How much you pay 50p?. Ali I got no choice hehehe but to clean and serve your pad and tuck you in at night.....not forgetting windows lol

ok well i paid £500 but price of bread has risen!

coffee now! milk and sugar! lmao

You got to pick a new name..........as you said hovis is high in price and its stale. £500? I would have left Emil for £3

really hun! i reckon u wudda come 2 me anyway if i offered a slither of butter and jam!!

Hovis lives in the Matrix - he is Neo's half brother and he is on this planet to fight the forces of darkness that live on the net. If you're bad and you're out there - hovis will get you and make toast of you. You have been warned.


PS he prefers lurpak to those cheap nasty margarines.

HE WAS BORN IN THE BAKERS SHOP COZ I BUTTERED HIM 1ST LOL

The Saga Continiues part

Episode 7

In a glaxaxy far far far far far far far anyway........ well it was a bloody long way from here

Darth Vadar was poncing about the bridge of his Death Star cruiser.
He thougt he would enjoy his morning cup of Tea ( Earl Grey of course)
and he was planning how he would get Luke Skywalker back for blowing up his Death Star in Episode 4. He also was thinkabout how he could kidnap Princess Leha (The one with the Hovis Bread Buns for hair pieces above her ears)

I digress sorry back to the main story.

When all of a sudden he could smell this iritating horrible burnt toast. Its bloody hovis again using my light saber to try and cook up my toast he cried.

Ive had enought of this , give me mybloody light Saber you stale piece of Hoivs , right you are toast Hovis, Im going to slice you up and then package you up in plastic and sell you to the bloody Cylons.

Down come the light Sabre and its about to take Hovis's Crusty head off when all of a Sudden theres a mighty war cry and across the flight deck come KAHUNA swing on a vine wearing a leopod skin with Sexy also dressed in leoped skin, she was hanging from Kahunas hip batting her long eyes lashes at Kahuna.

Kahuna says leave that young Hovis alone, with a quick wack Darth Vader is felled with a punch to the head from Kahuna and a swift kick to the nuts from Sexy, Kahuna picks up hovis with his free hand and all three swing off into the rafters where they make a rush to the Escape Pods and grab a ride to the nearest planet, Earth,

that is the full story on how Hovis arrived here.

very very very good lol

im confused!

don't admitet hunny just go along lol that is what i do hunny

ok hehe ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ur right yes hehe

Hovis where are you

last seen in kimmy's shop lol

Does he know where he came from ?

hovis where are you?????? come back...... it's not the same here without you!!