yes is very quite without him and sexy and wonka

come home all is forgiven

Sorry guys/gals..........Big issue with telephone connection. BT sorted it now. Man I was lost in a bad dream without you...........I think its called a "nightmare"..........And you are all funny and I love you all.

woohoo welcome back hovis :))

lol

welcome back mate

now tell us more about your adventures with Darth Valar and Princes Leah with the Bread Bun ear pieces

what was it like to have been bought up on a moon by the planet Endor

hes been at my house!!! usin my oven!!

hope he has not left any buns in there

ill have 2 get him 2 check he was gonna make me some special buns!

In the beginning there was nothing and nothing became self aware and once that happened nothing felt lonely, so nothing said I will create life and from nothing came the Poker God and the Poker God looked around and saw that there was only nothing, so the Poker God said I shall create something to serve and worship me, so the Poker God created from nothing JohnyB to serve and worship him.

But johnnyB said Oh Great Poker God I have nothing to worship you with and that made the POker God afraid because it was nothing that had created him and nothing was all powerful so he created accolytes called players (for reasons that the Poker God alone knows he made some Male and some female) to do johnnyB's biding and to serve the Poker God, so that johnnyB would have something and he would not have nothing.

However johnnyB became too friendly with the accolytes especially the female ones and johnnyB set himself up above the Poker God in their eyes.

So the poker God in a fit of pique created the Hovis to blight johnnyB's life by ensnareing away all of johnnyB's female accolytes drawing them off to exotic places like "Village Babes" and "Village Scrubbers" and every time a new female accolyte appeared to serve the johnnyB the Hovis would appear and lure them away leaving the johnnyB with nothing, which is where we came in.

LOL as it is told in the "Book of Nothing" chapter 1

lmao johnny hehe

lmbo johnny that was great. almost as good as the stories.

Johnny I wouldn't do that to you..............If the poker god wanted me to do that he wouldn't have blessed me with cuddles and shyness.....I really lmao at Johnny's description..he is the master of the pen lol

thanks hovis i taught johnny everything he knows!

I bet you did hun.........but who taught you? They must have been naughty lol

im self taught!

Wow..... You are good......can you self teach me or do I need to teach myself? I don't know where to start.

lol grandpa i love you

Hovis

get back to the script will you, you are digressing from that plagurer Johnny B I am the master of the pen i want a Pulhitzer
So tell us what happened after kahuna and Sexy rescued you in such a heroic and dramatic fashion

And by the way where is Sexy i miss you dear time for muffin

hovis come round every monday wednesday and friday and i will teach u wink wink nudge nudge! oh and bring chocolate sauce!

Hoooooo.....you are so sweet Ali......you gonna bake me a cake with the chocolate?

yes and cream!

hey come on do this in a private room eh
its getting hot and steamy im geting all worked up

i want HOVIS to tell me more about Darth vadar please

Ok kahuna.....You do know that Emil is Darth Vader don't you? Well......no like chocolate to much and where do we get cream from Ali?

cow hun!

comon Hovis

please tell me more about princess leha and the buns above her ears

he has escaped! hehe told u gone 2 find men 2 fix the van!

A cow eh, does it whip it or some udder person do it. lol Ali

The buns are to nibble on if you get hungry on an all night session Kahuna m8. Leha won't let you eat when she's got hold of your light sabre. lol

lmao u milk it ill whip it!

Okay thanks Hovis always wanted to know about the ear pieces

My light Saber has not been working properly since Sexy used it to go night clubbing

Any idea why its not working properly

I did see her and kimmy huddled in a courner giggling

You mean your light sabre or the one you fight with?......If it's yours you are a lucky man.......If it's your other weapon then the batteries are probably flat knowing them two. Go to nutcases house, she has a magnificent battery charger and she charges but she doesn't charge. pmsl