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	nutcase Forums Member	#91 - Posted: 3 Jun 2008 05:45
u can ali hun we have to protect are littel hovis from the big meanes that like to upset him

	hovis Forums Member	#92 - Posted: 3 Jun 2008 08:42
I'm happy.....Pizza makes you fat and hovis keeps you slim. Pizza is is for gluttons, hovis is to nibble. Pizza is wobbly, hovis is crusty. Pizza stains your clothes, hovis is easily brushed off. Pizza smells of god knows what, hovis smells of freshness. Pizza is for sinners and hovis is full of goodness. Now who wants pizza?

	sexylady Forums Member	#93 - Posted: 3 Jun 2008 08:44
me me me me me me should i of said that aloud lol

	CMhappyali08 Forums Member	#94 - Posted: 3 Jun 2008 08:52
lmao i love a meat feast pizza hehe with stuffed crust!

	hovis Forums Member	#95 - Posted: 3 Jun 2008 09:09
Looks like kahuna was right people prefer Pizza..........hmmm better change hovis to marguerita lol

	CMhappyali08 Forums Member	#96 - Posted: 3 Jun 2008 09:14
no hun farmhouse

	hovis Forums Member	#97 - Posted: 3 Jun 2008 11:11
Farmhouse pmsl...........I sow the seed n reap the soil kind? or as in bread?

	CMhappyali08 Forums Member	#98 - Posted: 3 Jun 2008 11:21
lmao i cud just eat toast with clover and strawberry jam yummmmmm

	freespirit1000 Forums Member	#99 - Posted: 5 Jun 2008 18:38
this thread has not died yet Wait for it there qwill be an important announcement comming in 5 days about the truth behind Hovis its shocking

	hovis Forums Member	#100 - Posted: 5 Jun 2008 19:41 - Edited by: hovis
Freespirit/Kahuna/Neil...............I told you m8 I was spawned by Emil.......OK gonna get in first......I was born at my Auntie Betty's terraced house........I weighed 7Ibs 4 ozs....brown eyes and i still got 2 of them...was brought up with cockroach infested rusks...never breast fed (sob)....joined the boy scouts....run messages for old people.....joined army.....married at 20 (still serving her).....joined poker site and met you(sob again).....laughed my ars... off, then...story closed lol

	CMhappyali08 Forums Member	#101 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 01:56
he married me but shhhhhh dont tell any1

	hovis Forums Member	#102 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 03:52
Ooooops and I married Ali lol

	CMhappyali08 Forums Member	#103 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 04:02
thank you and we been married 57 yrs nearly as long as heinz baked beans!

	hovis Forums Member	#104 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 05:12
pmsl noooooo still on honeymoon lol

	LURPACK Forums Member	#105 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 08:35
LURPACK ITS HERE WAITING FOR FULL STORY OF THE LOVELY FREESPIRIT COME ON SPILL THE BEANS

	hovis Forums Member	#106 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 08:42
Rachel you stop stirring it.................lol

	sexylady Forums Member	#107 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 08:45
lol meeee what

	hovis Forums Member	#108 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 08:48
pmsl...........ok butter lips..you then hehe

	sexylady Forums Member	#109 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 08:53
your butter lips am cocolate lips your kinda cute been called butter lips

	CMhappyali08 Forums Member	#110 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 11:47
hovis get bk to bed lmao this is our honeymoon

	hovis Forums Member	#111 - Posted: 6 Jun 2008 20:21
I need to get up Ali, I need some rest lol

	nutcase Forums Member	#112 - Posted: 7 Jun 2008 02:38
hi hunny r they being nice to you on hear i hope so

	hovis Forums Member	#113 - Posted: 7 Jun 2008 02:53
Toooo nice Tina I am waiting for Kahuna to come with his revelation.

	nutcase Forums Member	#114 - Posted: 7 Jun 2008 03:03
if he starts hunny i will kick his heary butt lol

	hovis Forums Member	#115 - Posted: 7 Jun 2008 03:20
Hehehe Tina......Don't think he would last long pmsl

	nutcase Forums Member	#116 - Posted: 7 Jun 2008 03:28
not if i get my way he won't a pointy shoe up his butt should get him to be nice to u lol

	swampy60 Moderator	#117 - Posted: 28 Jan 2010 03:30
hovis: Willy was right. Emil made me in his back kitchen, I was risen from yeast and wholemeal with a smattering of goodness. Emil christened me "hovis" and said "Don't let them swear, abuse others or mistreat the girls". I think I've completed my task. Hovis will now go back in the wrapper. Now I know where I've seen you before!

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