A day in the life of the village called table 1
Season 2 scene 9
The places events and characters portrayed in this work are purely fictional any resemblance to people living or dead are purely intentional.
New Characters
Special guest appearance of
Tom Cruise
Ben Afflecc
George Clooney
Scene 9 begins
The scene opens outside the village post office were stands HappyAli , Krazy1 and Shelbri
What's this were are the four
It's a revolution says HappyAli
Yes says Krazy1 we are fed up with being only minor story lines.
Yes says Shellbri we have the four locked away in the bottom of Beverly's Bloomers and were doing the main story this week.
In the distance they hear the cry of nurseth Martha nurseth Martha wait I'll walk with you.
Arrgghh says HappyAli young chip now I know it must be Wednesday.
Poor boy ever hopeful says Krazy1
Well today is the day says Shellbri I never thought that the letter we sent to Hollywood would produce results.
Yes says Krazy1 today Tom Cruise, Ben Afflecc and George Clooney are arriving here in our village to talk about filming bobby's exploits
It's really exciting says HappyAli I can't wait
While we are waiting says Shelllbri what did you think of Scottish night on Saturday
Hhmmmmm says HappyAli our Johnny liked the free whiskey
But says Shellbri
But says Krazy1 we were disappointed with the mens costumes every 1 of them wore underpants beneath their kilts
Yes and bagpipe music all nightlong was pretty well too much says HappyAli
Yes says Shellbri that's pretty much what I thought as well it wasn't one of our better nights.
Anyway its nearly time says Krazy1 it's agreed then that I get George Ali gets Tom and you get Ben Shellbri.
Agreed answer HappyAli and Shellbri in unison (remember that's not a place I told you it means together as one)
Just then a limo drives slowly down the road and stops right (well maybe slightly to the left) in front of the three girls.
Out of the rear of the limo steps Tom Cruise (smiling whitely), George Clooney (smiling broadly) and Ben Aflecc (smiling sickly)
We are here to greet you says HappyAli and to escort you to the meeting with our village elders
This way please Mr Clooney says Krazy1 taking George by the hand
Come with me please Mr Aflecc says Shellbri
Follow me please Mr Cruise says HappyAli
The group walks around the corner out of sight and then can be heard clanggggg! Splatttt! Biffff! And flumpppppp! As of something heavy hitting the ground.
After along pause (which was starting to get boring) HappyAli, Shellbri and Krazy1 return with smug smiles on their faces all talking at once saying things like "wow he's not so tough in real life" and "I never thought that he would cry" and "the begging was undignified"
Well says HappyAli time for work now I think
Yes says krazy1 it's time to earn some money
Ok! I know your right says Shellbri but I wish you were not
It's alright Shellbri says HappyAli they are there for whenever we wish to take advantage of them.
Scene 9 ends
Well has anyone figured out what Johnny is doing at night??
Scene 9A will be published on Saturday 7th June 2008. |
