how i love my poker ,
though rarely do i win
but oh the fun of trying
leaves me with a grin
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sit down stand up
umpteen times a day
but thats the fun of trying
i just love to play
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(peanuts) xx

Very cool poem, Kath...
=)

Awesome!

This sort of post is a breath of fresh air :)

hehe made me giggle!

mum you always know how to write a good poem, get some more coming xxx

That rings a bell kathy, sounds like me lol

A nice poem 4 a nice day kath :)

another morning passes ,
and yes i lost again
but still i had a little laugh ;
playing this fine game
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but i'll keep trying everyday
to master this fine art
one day i'll hit the leader board
now that would be a start
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tonight i'll try my luck again
eager bright and keen
close my eyes when river comes
damn that card is mean
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(peanuts)xx

I love Kathy's efforts, they are fun and she's a scream
She plays it as she sees it, she's a little queen
But her chances of the leader board, allthough somewhat slim
Would be a blessing for the site and one who plays it clean

wow... this is a fun thread keep it up guys:D

and amazing poemsss


very very nice

i really am a happy thing
my wrinkles tell me so
oops i meant my laughter lines
damn things will never go
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a daily dose of laughter
really makes my day
your all so very nice on here
i guess i'm here to stay
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hovis that was really sweet
i thankyou my dear friend
with furrowed brow i'll reach my goal
more chips i'll have to lend

(peanuts)xx

pmsl kath........and you are welcome.......Peanuts for site poet.

lol very good kath

thanks guys ,i'm really happy your ejoying my attempt to lighten up the mood ....... though all of the above is true lmao hahahahahaha

(peanuts)xx

When first I met Kath at the table
She said she had a hot flush
I truly truly believed her
and folded a straight in a rush

But when she showed her hand
It showed a winning 2 pair
So lads dont trust lasses
cos they dont play it f...... fair

sorry kathi but writing poems about poker is kind of eccentric

hahahahahahaha very good hovis your the tops hon xx

No mate you don't get the point........if you done it in chat box yes.... To do it here shows you care about the site, it's people and how to laugh at life......oh by the way "have you got one"?........ Life that is.

just stating a point of view hovis, no need to get out of your pram about it

hovis is far to big for a pram arnt you lovely

I am sexy, but contencious issues need contencious replys. Thats the way I am bloke, as for pram..............I like you, want me to push you in yours? lol

lol get in then

u tell him hovis

Going to get back to Kaths post...She deserves it. lol

Phil came to our site to prove he was the king
His confidance he put on forum and loud he did sing
But blade took up the challange and ynots name was spoke
So Phil I better warn you they will leave you sad and broke

hovis love you've got that right
we have great players on this site
ynot your on top for sure
followed by so many more

in my dream i'll be on top
winning hands non blimmin stop
we all try so very hard
looking for that winning card

(peanuts) xx

The elephant is a pretty bird, it flits from bough to bough
It builds it's nest in a rhubarb tree, and whistles like a cow

Daft I know.......couldn't resist lol

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.

"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."

"How did you manage to do that?"

"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."

Hahaha bp nice one

here i'm sat broken hearted paid a penny and only farted

lmao hahaha nice one bpoolc

i think the fun in forum is back ...

and thats very nice :D