A day in the life of the village called table 1
Season 2 scene 9AAA
The places events and characters portrayed in this work are purely fictional any resemblance to people living or dead are purely intentional.
New Characters
Drwho – A Time Lord : one of the special people created by the Poker God to control time in the poker games, can metamorph into a new persona (so are sexless) and does so quite regularly so descriptions are basically useless. However the current persona of this Time Lord is of a mild mannered individual who loves to play poker.
Scene 9AAA begins
The scene opens outside the village post office were stands HappyAli , Krazy1 and Shelbri
What's this the four are still missing but I (the narrator) thought they had found their way out of the sub-cellar
It's all in the same timeline says HappyAli
they may of got out in your timeline but not in ours says Krazy1
Yes says Shellbri we still have the four locked away in the bottom of Beverly's Bloomers
In the distance they hear the cry of nurseth Martha nurseth Martha wait I'll walk with you.
Arrgghh says HappyAli young chip now I know it must be Wednesday.
Poor boy ever hopeful says Krazy1
The narrator is stunned, timeline what are you talking about
Aha! Narrator says drwho I am a Time Lord and am helping the girls to establish a balance in the space time continueum
At this point in our story I (the narrator) need a break so amuse your selves for a bit.
Dum dum dee dum dum dee dum dum dee and dee dum dum
Ok thank you I needed that break I (the narrator) am still uncertain about where this is going to go but what the heck!
Just go with the flow narrator says drwho
At that point CW arrives accompanied by flojo coming from the direction of the woods
Hello CW the three say together where have you been
Miss flojo and I were just in the woods cataloguing the different types of wild flowers growing there says CW
Oh! yes says Krazy1
Is that what its called these days says HappyAli
Snigger says Shellbri trying not to laugh
I don't know what you mean says CW the tick in his left eye becoming pronounced
We are horticultureists says flojo
Isn't that the posh name for people who wander naked through the countryside says HappyAli
No its not splutters CW the tick in his left eye becoming more pronounced.
It means says flojo that we like to grow plants
Now then says CW I have been called back by headquarters to look for some missing American film stars have you 3 seen any
Wot they look like then CW says HappyAli
Well says CW I don't know I only got their names, strange names too there is a Tim Crush, a Geo Tooney and a Bent Hatflick
I know them says krazy1 seen them on the piccies they 3 brothers all look alike they all short only 4ft 2in tall and very fat with bald heads and a bad complexion
Thank you very much Krazy1 says CW writing the descriptions in his notebook, that's a big help I shall start looking for them immediately and with that CW walks away, followed closely by flojo
Hmm says Krazy1 could be trouble u know
Well girls says drwho we shall just have to see what we see won't we
What that means I (the narrator) don't know nor I expect does drwho
Do you think we have got time to play says Shellbri
I can make time for you to play if you wish says drwho
Oh yes please do that says Krazy1 and HappyAli in unison (not going to even acknowledge it)
Lets go into the dark cold lonely empty place then says drwho
The 3 girls and the Time Lord walk away
In the distance can be seen a door opening onto the street and emerging are MOD_twr506, twr506, hovis, bobby, Beverly , Denisey and Daniella
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Scene 9AAA ends
The conclusion of this exciting 5 part episode (scene 10) will be published on Friday 13th June
If you have not worked it out what Johnny is doing at night all will be revealed on Friday 13th June
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on the night
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Stexpepper
Our Top Story
Strange Happenings in the Vilage
Yes folks it is reported that strange things are happening in the village Deja Vue is rife amongst
Yes folks it is reported that strange things are happening in the village Deja Vue is rife amongst
villagers while many are unashamedly reporting that strange things are happening like doing certain
villagers while many are unashamedly reporting that strange things are happening like doing certain
actions over and over again. Almost like somebody rearranging time.
actions over and over again. Almost like somebody rearranging time.
This reporter says that strange things certainly seem to be happening and this reporter gives you his pledge that he will get to the bottom of it.
This reporter says that strange things certainly seem to be happening and this reporter gives you his pledge that he will get to the bottom of it.
Our other stories tonight
Missing American Actors
This reporter can reveal that no less than 3 top "A" rated American film stars have gone missing, the names of the missing are not yet available police sources are quoted as saying
"we have good descriptions of the three look alike brothers from a reliable source and are confident that we will find them"
This reporter says the authorities had better not try to cover up this one.
JohnnyB goes Walkies
This is the report in full that I filed some 9 weeks ago:-
"This reporter has picked up a disturbing piece of news JohnnyB goes out late each night taking a different route each time and goes no one knows where.
He is always home in the morning and doesn't appear tired from his wanderings, but no one knows were he is going or what he does when he gets there and nobody is going to ask.
However this reporter gives you his pledge that he will get to the bottom of this mystery."
Well now this reporter has got to the bottom of it and will reveal all in the regular news report on Friday 13th June
That is the news in full
This is Stexpepper for the Village news saying goodnight. |
