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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 10:41
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge for insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money?
Why doesn't someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?
If people evolved from apes why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over string a dozen times with the hoover then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the hoover one more chance?
When we are in a supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping trolley then apologises for doing so, why do we say "It's alright" why aren't we honest & say "That hurt"
Why is it that when you are trying to catch something falling off the table you always end up knocking something else off?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it were summer when all we did was complain about the heat?
Why do we never hear Father-in-law jokes?
Thanks Tina for giving me something to do lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 10:58
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heheheheheheh
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gaz2002
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 11:30
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why do we move the mouse to try and get the window to open quicker?
wat do blind people see in their dreams?
why does the easter bunny bring eggs? bunnies have nothing to do wiv eggs?
do illiterate ppl get the full benefit of alphabetic soup?
why do triangular sandwichs taste better then square sandwichs?
(no offence ment)
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shanaghy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 13:46
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why have ye made dis topic???
lol
JOKE ! :D
xxx
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shanaghy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 13:58
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im gona try answer all urs gaz coz kimmys is 2 long ! lol......
we move da mouse in anger
day c wat we c. it aint dare imaginations dats blind...jus ther site!
bunnys hav nutin 2do wit egz,ur rite!!
no they dont get the full benefit but they can still enjoy the soup. lol
triangular are smaller and easier 2 eat and our mind tricks us in2 thinkin dat day taste nicer.
lmfao..i like dis topic! :D
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gaz2002
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 14:00
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lol. well done shanaghy. i had loads more but just cnt fink of them.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 15:26
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lol sorry was bored but it would be funny if anyone could answer the questions cos I haven't got a blimmin clue lol
gaz nice one for joining in, if you have any more please feel free to add :))
come on shanaghy at least try & answer a couple lmao
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Highlander07
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 16:12
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Why does bigears get everyone's name wrong,
Why do " all in hope to win" players win,
Why can't players click auto blinds,
Why do players check, then bet loads,
Why don,t players stand immediately after losing all chips,
Why does mmxx beat my hands every time,
Why does oddsr talk so much,
Why are some players so slow,
Why do folk buy in with 10 chips,
Why is ynot top of leader board,
why am I still on floor board,
Why are mods so nice & understanding (cough-cough),
Why am I replying to this,
BECAUSE IT'S FUN.
ThankYou Kimmy
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 16:21
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lol thank you for joining in Highlander07, your input is soooo sooo funny hehe :))
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gaz2002
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 16:28
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lol. nice1 highlander07, i cud answer them but we not allowed to swear in here r we??? lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 16:31
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lol gaz no swearing please hahahaha
you got anymore why's?? lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 19:23 - Edited by: kimmy
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Why do we spend endless bored hours trying to find something to do?
Why do we always wonder what would happen if?
Why do we always hold our breath when we're one card away from a royal?
Why do we always go back for more when we keep losing our chips?
Why do we play silly games like this to keep us entertained? (easy answer lol)
Why the hell am I writing this anyway? pmsl
hehehehe
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shanaghy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 20:57
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coz life is sumtimes boring
wer ar all curious human beings
4 suspence
revenge or just plain stupidity (in my case) :D
coz wer all sad ppl wit nutin else 2 do ! loool
__no idea___
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 20:58
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WHY do we question everything?
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shanaghy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:06
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becoz we a curious ppl who cannot b satisfied wit jus livin life ! we alwayz hav 2 hav more....
lmao
im gud at dis :D
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:10
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Why do people question what others want to know?
Why am I still on the forum at 2am? lol
Why are me & my mum sooo drunk at 2am? lmao
Why am I making my brain trying work at 2am while drunk??
hehehehehehe
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:14
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omgggg y'all a bunch of alchoholics lolllllllll
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:16
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lmao WhistleBlower yep we're all drunks pmsl
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:20
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i think i oughta give you two some counselling loll!! wheres the whip...!
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:22
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lmao... ahhh WhistleBlower I am soon to be Mrs Wonka pmsl
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:30
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oohhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo
yet another thread that is now touching on marraige!!!! again i ask why oh why oh why does every thread turn into a marraige discussion!!
im a believer of polygopoly! its a plyglamorous lifestyle being a polygamist!! im the originator of this new religion! follow me men!!!!!!!!
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:39
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lmao it's already planned, getting wed 22nd June lol... the reason why the wedding talks have started all around the forum is cos of the happy atmosphere of the beginning of the wedding lmao
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:41
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it'll never laaaaassstt lol lol think 'casandraaaaaaaaa' waynes world or alfie in eastenders 'kaaaaaaaaaaat' lol lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:43
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nooooo this is different... willy wonka with the chocolate factory marrying the poor lady who owns the local social club pmsl
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:45
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sooo instead of lady and the tramp its..erm...wonka and the tramp?? lollllll
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bloke1
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:46
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:48
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ummmmmm yeah something like that.. pmsl.... you coming to the wedding?
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:48
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lolll still think it'll never laaarsst!! lol
hey bloke its about all the pointless 'why's' of the world
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:49
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bloke1 it's for a laugh any discussion is welcome, doesn't have to be about the original topic
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 21:49
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ohh yeah! ill be there! ill tell ya what role ill be playing in ya wedding lolol!! self appointed thats right!
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