A day in the life of the village called table 1
Season 2 scene 10 + 1
The places events and characters portrayed in this work are purely fictional any resemblance to people living or dead are purely intentional.
No New Characters
Scene 10 + 1 begins
The scene opens in a dark place so dark that the absence of light is normal and the oppression of dark is the norm (in other words its bloody dark)
Quietly ever so quietly can be heard a faint whimpering sound off to the right.
George George Says Krazy1 in a soft voice
Oh! no please in heavens name no more cries George Clooney I can not do it again sob! sob! sob!
George George says krazy1 again in an even softer voice
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo please in heavens name Nooooooooooooooooo please says George Clooney whimpering and crying at the same time please don't make me do it again for the love of heaven Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Scene switches to another dark place so dark that it feels like a blanket thrown over everything
Where can be heard the pleading voice of Tom Cruise saying what do you want? Why me? Where are you? What are you going to do with me?
All of a sudden can be heard Ehemm! Wot about kiss says happyAli
Oh! my GOD says Tom Cruise your back please don't make me do it again I'll do anything but not that again pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Oh! Tom says happyAli wot about Kiss now!
Tom Cruise says please please please I'll be good sob! sob! sob!
Scene switches to a different dark place so very dark that it is lonely and in the lonely it is dark extremely dark (do you get it it's damn well dark)
In the dark can be heard the sound of a man crying saying what sob! have sob! I sob! done Sob! to sob! deserve sob! this sob!
A light is switched on in a part of the dark and in the light stands Shellbri who says Hello! Again Ben!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo not again sob! I don't deserve this sob! says Ben Aflecc please noooooo not againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Scene switches to a room a large room a very large room an extremely large room full of light and warmth and yschi and jojomacca and baby and z1zu
Yes! Yes! that's it says jojomacca (breathing rather heavily) you get your left leg yschi under my body and baby gets her bottom off my face and leans to the right
By gum I fink this could be it says z1zu (slightly panting) I'm feeling very excited if I bring my arm over baby's chest and round yschi's waist
Yes oh! YES my god that's good says yschi gasping for breath
OH! MY GOD! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS that's it says baby breathlessly
The four of then collapse in a heap on the floor
yschi says we did it in a warm happy voice
With a big smile on her face baby says we did
Z1zu says wait until your mom finds out baby
Jojmacca says I never thought that we would complete that game of twister.
At that exact second (it definitely was that exact second) the door opens an din walks krazy1 leading George by a small leash followed by happyAli holding Toms hand and Shellbri pushing Ben in front of her all of whom are followed by drwho
Oh mum! Says baby we just completed that difficult twister you know number 69
Did you says krazy1 well done
We've brought the boys for a game says Shellbri
Yes says happyAli I rather fancy number 42 again that was really something
No says baby what about number 88 or 666
No the best one is number 99 says krazy1
How about swapping partners for the next 1 says baby I rather fancy playing with Ben
Only if I get to play with z1zu says krazy1
Gulp says z1zu going slightly pale and keeping a diplomatic silence
Ok by me says happyAli I get jojo
And I get to play with George says Shellbri
Yschi slithers sexily across the room towards Tom and says Ehem wot about kiss for your new partner Tom
George, Tom and Ben stand there sobbing and muttering not again please not again
Scene 10 + 1 Ends
Scene 10 + 2 will be published on Sunday 15th June |
