A day in the life of the village called table 1
Season 2 scene 10 + 5
The places events and characters portrayed in this work are purely fictional any resemblance to people living or dead are purely intentional.
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The scene opens outside the village post office were stands twr506 hand almost on the doorknob
twr506 wait up calls Denisey from behind .
Hello denisey says twr506 how r u today
Oh I'm fine thank you says denisey where's that brother of yours this morning?
Coming slowly up behind you denisey says CMtwr506 my head is still throbbing from the Scottish night.
Beverley who joins the group at that exact moment (slightly breathless) laughs and says good morning all
In the distance they hear the cry of nurseth Martha nurseth Martha wait I'll walk with you.
Arrgghh says CMtwr506 young chip now I know it must be Wednesday.
Poor boy ever hopeful says denisey
Wait a minute I (the narrator) am somewhat confused how did we get back to scene 9 topics
I am manipulating time and space in a way that no other can do to purge this world of the meddling effects of drwho says the Poker God
The four look around and see their friends and fellow villagers frozen all just standing there
They will be all right says the Poker God I just need them frozen while I work out the time lines and then I can reset
The four look on fearfully wondering if they can trust the Poker God to get things not only right but without harming any1.
While I (the narrator) don't care, you see I work for nothing and nothing is more powerful than the Poker God so I can not be touched.
The Poker God carries on working setting each persons time line and as he does each 1 they become unfrozen and stand looking scared and unsure
Wot do u fink he will do to us says happyAli to krazy1 when they become unfrozen
I don't know says Krazy1 and I would rather not find out
At long last the Poker God is finished all of the villagers are unfrozen and standing waiting looking nervous and unsure
The Poker God says now that all is back to how it was the three film stars are back in USA and letter to Hollywood is never sent
It's time for punishments says the Poker God
The villagers give a collective sigh and tremble in fear
STOP CEASE AND DESIST POKER GOD says 1superken in a language that none had ever heard before but every one understood, in fact it was not really spoken more a thought that appeared collectively in their heads
The Poker God stops dead frozen only a faint rasp comes from his throat those closest to him can make out that he says Nothing
And the Poker God was afraid because Nothing was greater and more powerful than it
1superken says I am Nothing and I have used this human to approach you.
For to see me in my natural state is deadly to humans continues 1superken/Nothing
Poker God you have been amusing yourself by watching drwho manipulate time for these humans says 1superken/Nothing and could have stopped it at the beginning for that you will face Nothing for a thousand years
The villagers can just make out the Poker God sobbing
Drwho you know the rules governing Time Lords says 1superken/nothing and what they are allowed to do therefore I am punishing you by changing you to Human
Oh! no not that says drwho
Furthermore continues 1superken/Nothing I am changing you to be a medical dr and you can treat the villagers illnesses.
Oh! no that's even worse says drwho
And finally says 1superken/Nothing I am changing you to be a female human
ARRRGGHHHHH noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo says drwho falling to the ground sobbing
As for you humans no punishment will be given you will just return to normal and have no memory of these events says 1superken/Nothing
Nothing has spoken and so it shall be.
The scene shimmers and returns to see the four outside of the post office I (the narrator) am pleased I don't like all this time phasing stuff, I'm just glad that I work for the boss
Don't big up your part narrator says Nothing in a thought blast that rocks the narrator
Sorry boss I (the narrator) will behave
The scene shimmers and settles into the outside of the village post office were stands twr506 hand almost on the doorknob
twr506 wait up calls Denisey from behind .
Hello denisey says twr506 how r u today
Oh I'm fine thank you says denisey where's that brother of yours this morning?
Coming slowly up behind you denisey says CMtwr506 my head is still throbbing from the Scottish night.
Beverley who joins the group at that exact moment (slightly breathless) laughs and says good morning all
In the distance they hear the cry of nurseth Martha nurseth Martha wait I'll walk with you.
Arrgghh says CMtwr506 young chip now I know it must be Wednesday.
Poor boy ever hopeful says denisey
Coming round the corner at that precise second is happyAli and Krazy1 on their way to the beauty emporium
Good morning say the four collectively (that means as a group)
Good morning to you say happyAli and Krazy1 in unison (that means together)
Just at that precise moment in time happyAli reaches into a secret place and pulls out a piece of metal and looks at it puzzled
What is it happyAli says Krazy1 and as she said that a timed thought implanted earlier explodes in happyAli's brain
It's a key to a time bubble says happyAli I think we will have some fun today after all
Across the road inside of Beverly's Bloomers bobby looks away turns to Shellbri and says well darlin I guess we had better put an advert in the village news about Saturday, what shall we do next
Shellbri looks at bobby and says what about a Medieval Banquet
And in a room inside of the corridors of the village tables waiting rooms is a time bubble and inside of the time bubble stands George and Tom and Ben all shivering and dreading the return of the women who make them play twister.
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Beverly's Bloomers
This Saturday's theme is
"Medieval Banquet"
As usual spirits at reduced prices
This week all Beers will be free
(A small entrance fee will be charged to cover extra costs)
Here is the news with your favourite (only) reporter
Stexpepper
Our Top Story
I am sorry people it appears that nothing has happened!
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That is the news in full
This is Stexpepper for the Village news saying goodnight
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