Mary had a little lamb,
she tied to a pylon,
10,000 volts shot up its bum,
and turned its wool to nylon......




(sorry that was childish) heheheh but some one might laugh, i did..hehehe

willy !!!!!
sorry i didnt find it funny=(
good to see u back FRIEND =D

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

she put them on the mantlepiece

To see if they would f..ck

gettin better

lmao...OMG

hey wonka msn 5 minutes gotta qu to ask

petey7

sorry friend, im off to work now.

petey7

I'm not sure, do you want me to ask Emil, if so he may ban your new one...?

pmsl thats a good one

No
i want it to be lifted
I mean i will always be able to get on even if its banned
but can it belifted :D ?

Petey whats the point...if you can always get on why bother askng? Willy has a life outside forum.

Mary had a little lamb

It's shanks they were so meaty

It folowed home a lad so sweet

Now it's dinner for our Petey

hey!
i disallow u to use my name in ur crapy songs =(

mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
ive often seen her little lamb
but never seen her bear

good to see you back m8

Mary had a little lamb
the poor wee thing was dead
Mary took it to the school
between two lumps of bread

mary had a little lamb
she fed it on cream crackers
every time it spit them out
she kicked it in the k***kers

Mary had a little bike
it's seat was back to front
every time she hit a bump
the seat went up her c*nt

Mary had a little lamb
it peed upon a pylon
10,000 bolts shot up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.


Mary had a little trike
The spokes were made of brass
Everytime the wheel went round
The spokes stuck her ass

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

pmsl at MichealCain

Ha ha ha ha your so funny made me laugh thanks!

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere that Mary went,
Gynecologists surrounded.

Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.

LMAO PMSL poor mary...

u murdered the song lols..:D

it needs justice...

specially when he becomes black and crispy
lmao all

eh..... Many people here call me either Mary or Lamb (ah well....only Bigears calls me Lamb)
So.....eh.....I don't know what to say..... Just...eh...thanks for all the attention I guess...........

lol MMxx

You should be locked up! Some of the things you've done to your sheep.

mary had a little lamb his was white like snow and every wear that mary went the lamb was sure to go so when it was hot mary had enough and cooke him with mint sauce

not funny but tried omg

Mary had a little lamb
and it was very silly
she tossed it up into the air
and caught it by its.....

Willy was a watchdog
Playing in the grass
It jumped up high into the air
and landed on it's.....

Ask no questions
tell no lies
I saw a china man
doing up his......

Flies are a nusance
but bees are worse
And this is the end
Of my silly little verse.