Since i went A.W.OL...



(YES OK DRAMA QUEEN...!!)..

I have been having scary dreams, these are reoccurring dreams, and they have had significant consequences...

Let me explain...:


I am walking through a forest, but its a dead forest, no leaves on the trees, in fact they are like brambles.....i cant get to the end, i hear a noise behind me, standing in a clearing are 17 umpa lumps, they look evil, they are not orange they are green.....!!!!!!!! they are shouting....

''OI WONKY, WE WONT HURT YOU...MWAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHA''
''UMPA LUMPA DIPITY DEAD''
WERE GOING TO CHOP OFF YOU UGLY HEAD''

then i wake up screaming.....

BUT now i have an even bigger problem.........






hehehehehe

what happen to the other 5 tho lol there was 17 lol

they escaped,
they are in my house, they taunt me,
the taunts, the taunts..

why do you mock me lord, (willy drops to his knees)..?

why lord why...?

hehehe

lol u crack me up hun

omg...lol but the were MY oompa loompas...and i sent them after you to make sure you didnt cheat on kimmy...i didnt mean for them to scare you...i would like money for you killing my green oompa loomas...they are rare and harder to find then the orange ones..

money now please

they each cost 3000k

baby

where is my money wonka dont make me let the women get you.

Kimmy is a high maintenance lady, ever penny i had has gone on that damn wedding..........

errr excuse me Mr Wonka I think you'll find that all your cash went on all that Barney stuff!!!

lmao

kimmy


shhhhhh im trying to keep some respect here lady......shhhhhh

lmao

MONEY by next week or else.

i will give a full week from this moment

ooooops sorry lmao Yes it was all spent on the wedding hehehe

hehehehe thanks kimmy.

krazy1zbaby

can i work it off...?

lol too late now i know everything....dont worry i have a good thing i will do with the money once he gives it to me

lmao so what have you got planned for that cash then krazy1zbaby?

ummmmm willy me and u can take it out in trade.......baby wont have to know

dont usually comment but when wonka said "willy drops to his knees" I just felt I had to say "WOW"!!!!! I love you! Ilove you !! hehe!!!!!

hmm the break seem to have u done u good glad to see u back hun

very funny mr wonka

Willy heres a $100,000 wedding gift early to help tie you over for the honeymoon

willy yes you can work it off.

i am buying my mustange kimmy...lol

i have confession to make i fancy an umpa lumpa and i want ump lumpa babys

lol is that you krazy1zbaby forgetting you had your mums name again? lmao

Tina they're all dead, the others ran away lol

omg yes

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what am i going to do now then i could marry a scotts lol or bread (hovis)

pmsl baby

awwwww Tina i'm sure you will find someone at the wedding lol

hmmmmmmmmmm hovis is my date so i might get lucky lol

yeah did it again....i am so stupid lol 2 days in a row!!!!!!