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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Jul 2008 16:16
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Smart answer 1
It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
Smart answer 2
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
Smart answer 3
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Smart answer 4
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket
Smart answer 5
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead"
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Sorry everyone boredom set in lmao
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WhistleBlower
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# Posted: 1 Jul 2008 16:21
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ENCORE!!!
i really liked reading these loll if you got more post em!
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CMbigblind168
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# Posted: 1 Jul 2008 16:46
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lmao
very good kimmy
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petey7
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# Posted: 1 Jul 2008 21:42
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lol
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1superken
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# Posted: 2 Jul 2008 08:05
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nice kimmy love answer 3
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krazy1zbaby
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# Posted: 2 Jul 2008 17:28
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pmsl!!! that is great.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Jul 2008 18:40 - Edited by: kimmy
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If anyone else can think of any more please feel free to post them..
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hdmt
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 03:59
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i have a joke hahah
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender [with a drunken slur], 'Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.'
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00.
The drunk says, 'I haven't got it.'
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says [with a drunken slur], 'Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.'
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $67.00.
The drunk says, 'I haven't got it.'
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says [with a drunken slur], 'Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, give me the bill.'
In disgust, the bartender says, 'What, no drink for me this time?'
The drunk replies, 'You! No Way! You get too violent when you drink.'
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