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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:12 - Edited by: CMwonka
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Hello there mum,
erm erm
This is slightly uncomfortable for me, because you see your daughter got me pregnant, BUT its not all her fault, i suppose I'm to blame as well.
Before you get all worked up, please remember I'm with child and my pain threshold is very very low,plus your going to be a grandma....
The reason I'm telling you this is because I'm worried you might hear it on the pokerroom grape vine, you see mum there seems to be some people who just want trouble for me and Kimmy..mmmm
And i think I'm starting to show.....
Please go easy on poor little Kimmy, yes i agree she took advantage of me on our wedding night, yes she seduced me, yes she was very hot, VERY HOT...! erm erm, sorry to much information, i kinda forgot you were her mam............
any how....
I'm thinking of calling the child charlie.....you like...?
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:20
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i must say i like eugine coz you no its going to be orange lol
oh by the way willy (think water melon)
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:23
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sexylady
you are an evil evil lady,
i hope your next poo is a hedgehog..!!!!!!
lmao
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:24
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pmsl ok il put it in a better way.
its like trying to pull your bottem lip over your head
SEEMS IMPOSABLE hehe i like evil and i no you do lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:26
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sexylady
why would you say such a terrible thing, I'm with child, i don't need to know things like that,
ignorance is bliss at a time like this...
please leave me ignorant....
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:32
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lol ok watermelon ..
it has to come out at the end of the day ..
can i be your birth partner while kimmys at work ?
il be good and i will try and be nice to you
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kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:43
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I will take time off work sexy, i'll get hovis or hd to cover the pub.... I'm not going to miss the birth of our first born little wonka am I
lmao
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:44
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oh well i offered you can hit him wen it comes out the worng colour lol
(bright orange)
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:45 - Edited by: CMwonka
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sexylady
YOU MY BIRTH PARTNER...
i would rather let the devil himself hold my hand....!!!!!!
picture the scene....
(willy with his legs in stirrups, screaming with pain)
and your sitting sitting there with a grin from ear to ear saying, ''told ya it was like a bloody watermelon''
then you burst into song....
''always look on the bright side of life'' (whistles)
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:47
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lol omg thats so funny so is that a yes lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:50
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NO A CHANCE IN HELL.....
lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:51
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So willy are you planning home birth, hospital birth or water birth??
It's your choice, you will be the one going through the pain
hehehehe
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 13:54
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You lot are mad!!!!!!
Glad i've finally found a bunch who make me look positively sane.
1st time for everything!!!!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:02
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kimmy
erm erm,
i feel queezy
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kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:06
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awww morning sickness started already?
Here these will help
 
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:07
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wish i could do photos can u guess what i would give
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kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:08
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lol what's that sexy? A watermelon??? hehehe
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:09
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hehe yep i no you wont post one i get hovis to lol
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kathiznutz
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:09
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welllllllllllllll willy hmmmmmmmmmm she says with pursed lips .... pregnant already ? i'll be talking to my little kimmy at some point !!!! so my pair of passion wagons you have a little willy or a little kimmy on the way .... more blimmin hair dye sheeeeesh.... and if you think ill be babysitting while you produce more little kimmys and willy's , welll young man think again ..... however that put aside after a neat shot of brandy and a second to compose myself all i can say is .. yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm gonna be a grannyyyyy woowoooo ...
kim and i will be pacing in anticipation with a cigar while we listen to your screams of birth joy when the time comes awwwwww xxxxxx
love you both lots ... but willy next time think of contraception or tie it in a knot your everloving mummyinlaw pmsl lots hehehehehehehehehehe
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kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:09
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hehehehe
Nope I could't do that to him, that's just plain mean lmao
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:10
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oh i need to go poop wonka u wanna hope its not what u said u hope it is lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:18 - Edited by: CMwonka
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kathiznutz
 hehehe best mum in law in the world hehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:18
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sexylady
i bloody hope so..!!!!
lmao
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:22
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its stuck need some lacalose lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:28 - Edited by: CMwonka
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kimmy
i think i will have a home birth....!!!!
(picture the scene)
me lying on the top bunk, 34 screaming umpa lumpas running round and round the room, 12 with wet towels, 13 with blankets and the other 9 just screaming cause there willy wonka is in pain.
out side the door are, Kimmy with a Malibu in her hand and a Cuban cigar tucked nicely behind her right ear, next to her is Kath pacing the floor very violently downing vodkas one after the other...
in the distant stands a lonely figure, her nose pressed hard against the window, you cant hear her but if you read her lips she is mouthing the immortal words...
W A T E R M E L O N S .......
lmao
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sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:29
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ohhhhh hes havin twins lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:32
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hehehehehehehehe
Ok I will make sure the umpa lumpa's have everything prepared, think I might give them a shot of mums brandy to calm them down, it worked a treat for her.
lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 14:35
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hehehehehhhe
good good
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hovis
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 16:46
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It's 21:45 just in from work, tired, wet outside, miserable and clicked onto this thread.............I'm laughing, happy and god I'm glad i got you guys............That is so funny, thanks for cheering me up.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 16:59
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hehehehe hovis I need help sorting the umpa lumpa's out, preparing them for when willy gives birth.
First of all they need to calm down so we can talk them through it, they're running round like mad men, shouting.......
"NOOO NOT OUR WILLY IT CAN'T BE"
Oh hang on there's some whispering in the corner, can't quite make out what they're saying!!!
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