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hovis
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 17:53
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OK hunpa lumpas, come over here and sit down.....Willy will be alright, it's not that he ate to much chocolate, it's because your new mother took advantage of his maternal side. You will get a new helper for the factory and I will take care of you until he's spat out the watermelon. Just think chocolate spread on Hovis toast...........and you can watch my new dvd "Willy Wonka and the baby factory".....good lads
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petey7
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2008 23:00
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ahhhh now i get why u wanna call him charlie duhhhh
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sexylady
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 03:07
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that pegnant and give birtha baby girl ..
all natual wonka we no you can do it to
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 05:57
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Hey Willy
I saw this really really huge Watermelon in the fruit shop today, it was the size of a really really huge orange ball and I thought of you and cracked up
and i though Willy you will need an epidural, it yous right you know to have an emidural, go for it mate lot less pain
ahahahah. By the way Sexy put me up to this sorry pal but she makes me do mean things.
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hovis
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 07:19 - Edited by: hovis
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Poor Willy, he's in the pub drowning his nightmares........I bet he wished he'd used durex instead of duracell hehehe
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 09:22
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hehehehehehe
omg hehehehe
He's gonna have nightmares the whole way through the pregnancy now
lmao
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 10:20
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Well thank you for your wonderfull comments.......!!!!!
i feel so much better now.......GGRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRR
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:03
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awww willy are you feeling a little hormonal today? Can I get you anything to make you feel a little better?
lmao
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hovis
Member
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:20
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Pmsl the man/woman of the moment has turned up.......You started thread take it like a man/woman pmsl
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nutcase
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:23
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lol u r right u should lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:25
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awww you 2 are mean, leave my hubby alone... He's emotional enough without you 2 adding fuel to the fire
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nutcase
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:27
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it's not my fault u got him knocked up hunny he should take it like a propper man not a wendy lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:29
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Tina yes it may be my fault but he's hormonal, he can't control his emotions
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nutcase
Member
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:30
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don't we know it now he has his mrs sticking up for him lol he has become a propper woose lol i have a packet of hankeis if wonka needs them lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:33
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grrrrrrrrrr Tina
Look i'm just saying he's very emotionally unbalanced thanks to sexy & the whole watermelon thing.
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hovis
Member
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:34
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Not hankies he needs Tina, it's a bloody good midwife with arms like steel and the bed manners of a summo wrestler
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nutcase
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:35
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oh the poor man i think he shoud see a shrink about his emotions befor the baby comes cause it will only get worse lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 11:59
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hmmm yes I think I might send him to see the forum doc lol
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nutcase
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:02
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i think hovis should be the doc hun he does goe on about nothing lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:05
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hmmm goes on about nothing??? Not such a good idea there Tina hehe
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nutcase
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:07
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true what about bobby or kahuna hun
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:22 - Edited by: CMwonka
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Excuse me, but can i have a say in this,
why the hell would i want kahna or even bobbybutmunch in my hour of need.......?????
i can just imagine shouting out BOBBY BUT MUNCH when the baby is a bout to pop...
my Kimmy will do fine....
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nutcase
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:28 - Edited by: nutcase
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well i think u need to see some one about your spelling as u make no sence and u can't blame it on the fact u r pregnant as ppl r ment to be more clever hmmmmm i think u r drinking under cover mr wonka i will have to tell your wife lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:30
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lmao, ive just read it,,,,,,,lmao
i will edit
lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:30
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Tina have you been drinking? hehehe
hey hubby how are you feeling today?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:33
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ahhhh Tina you edited too hehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:33
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kimmy
hello there Mrs, I'm OK now, but this morning, OMG........
i think the little one is resting on my bladder lmao
and the sickness, wow ive never honked that without a hangover.....
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:35
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awww you poor thing.
How about heartburn, are you getting any of that?
lmao
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nutcase
Member
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:39
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hmmmm i think u need to go and re read what was said hunny lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:48
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you get heartburn as well....?????
OMG this is going to be harder than i first thought....
i wish i never got drunk.
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