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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:50
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hehehehehehe
Well with heartburn it either means you're having a boy or a baby with a head full of hair!!! Can't quite remember which lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:55
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Great so i could also having an IT that is baldy.....!!!!!
lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 12:58
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pmsl
Who knows how this baby is going to turn out.
All I know is that if it's anything like it's parents then this child is going to be very crazy
hehehehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:01 - Edited by: CMwonka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:03
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If our baby comes out looking like that then ummm that means you've been with someone else???
lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:04
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hehehehehehehhehehhhehe
NEVER......
lol
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nutcase
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:05
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i think he has been with cousin it if the bern comes out hairy lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:07
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lmao
Ok willy I believe you, I hope you're resting up?
omg Tina how could you say such a thing? hehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:08
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nutcase
are you saying I'm a knuckle dragging inbreed, that sits on veranda all night playing with my banjo.....?
lmao
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nutcase
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:08 - Edited by: nutcase
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very easy hun i open my mouth and speak hun
or on hear i just type lol
yes wonka i am how did u know what i was sayig lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:09
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kimmy
well i may even sneak a drink, just a weak vodka though....
you know where it got me last time...?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:11
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hmmm well I think you need to stay off the drink until the baby is born, but on the bright side, Tina got you a year supply of JD in the supermarket for when you've had the baby
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:19
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OHHHH i like...lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 13:21
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I thought you would hehehehe
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 4 Jul 2008 14:59
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I think I hear a little play going on
Music and bells and a scene being set
here goes we are transported to a delivery room
In walks a tall handsome Doctor Called be Dr Kahuna
Close behind him walks three very buxom nurses
Head Nurse Sexy and Sisters Krazy and Tina
Dr kahuna is followed by his ever present side kick Dr Hoivs
Dr Kahuna goes over a a winging moaning piece of man lying on a bed, it coloured ornage and its male and its pregnant,
No you guys complete the rest........................
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kimmy
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2008 10:30
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willy is saying in a devil voice "get me gas & air, hurry up with that epidural"
umpa lumpa's are trying to get into the room because they think Doctor Kahuna is hurting their willy wonka
peanuts is pacing the hallway downing a bottle of vodka, pulling her hair out saying to herself "i'm about to be a granny, omg!"
hehehehe that's all I have so far lol,
anyone else???
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nutcase
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2008 10:41
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is your hubby still an emotional wreck hunny your has he got his hormones sported out
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kimmy
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2008 10:44
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He's still an emotional wreck.
He's having bad nightmares about watermelons grrrrr
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nutcase
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2008 11:46
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thats what u get when u get pregnant lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2008 05:15
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OMG
Mum look at what's happened, willy is so distressed about you leaving he needs incontinence pads.
hehehehehehehehe
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hovis
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2008 05:18
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Hehehe nice one kimmy........I always knew that Willy could walk on water pmsl
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petey7
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2008 05:20
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lol
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nutcase
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2008 11:27
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don't tell mr wonka is moaning againe lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2008 12:05 - Edited by: kimmy
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lol no Tina hahahahaha
He's just a little emotional at the mo hehe
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 9 Jul 2008 06:32
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Willy
Stop lying about and get on with it, this is the longest birth in history longer than war and peace
see what happens when you go and play in the watermelon patch
Nurse nurse qucick block the door the umpas lumpas are trying to break through, they dont like it when i hold out the gas from willy, see if i keep it away from him I can get him to promise anything, so far I have got a months worth of free drinks from him from the bar if i give him gas, if we wait another couple of minutes we get free drinks for three months.
Now now willy that language will not be tolerated.
and her comes..................................you finish this
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hovis
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# Posted: 9 Jul 2008 07:49 - Edited by: hovis
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.....and here comes......Hovis... and confiscates free drink vouchers, willy is only married to the boss and not the boss. He administers laughing gas and watches Willy laugh in agony.......The umpa lumpas see Willy laugh and feel happy.........not knowing the watermelon is about to break his waters
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sexylady
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# Posted: 9 Jul 2008 07:51
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its a water baby lol
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nutcase
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# Posted: 9 Jul 2008 10:31 - Edited by: nutcase
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awwww so sweet is willy going to have a water birth
a home birth or a natural hospital burth?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 9 Jul 2008 10:35
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OMG
hehehehehehehehe
hmmm well Tina he was having a home birth but he might change his mind after seeing that watermelon lol
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nutcase
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# Posted: 9 Jul 2008 11:00 - Edited by: nutcase
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the baby/umpalumpa/watermelon's head could be 38.5cm
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