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craigd
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:29
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thank you kimmy can i order plz?
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hovis
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:30
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Sir it is the house special a hot and spicy variation of tomato and vegetable
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gegs12
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:30
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plenty of chilli and onions please
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:30
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lmao sorry no kebabs gegs
Yes craigd of course you can order
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krazy1
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:30
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sweetheart i will follow
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craigd
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:31
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does anyone care to join me on my posh table
as i cant afford to fit the bill
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Bobbybuttmunch
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:31
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HOVIS PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!
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craigd
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:32
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i'll av a full english plz love with extra grease and a can of coke thanks
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Bobbybuttmunch
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:34
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Could we both have the butterflied prawns to start please. We will be back with our second course very shortly.
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:34
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We only serve classy food craigd, if you want a fried breakfast please go into the pub next door
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craigd
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:35
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is there service their??
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:36
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If the staff can be bothered to serve then yes lol
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hovis
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:37 - Edited by: hovis
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Here u are sir your prawns
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craigd
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:38
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no service nxt door i'll av something more posh how bout steak and chips medium done
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Bobbybuttmunch
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:43
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Thanks waiter but I think I might have said something inapproriate as Krazy1 has walked out. please give my prawns to Craigd as he is obviously an Hobo and in need of help. If you could give me the bill and order a limo for me to get to west London please.
Thank you.
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hovis
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:43
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Sir/madam your lobster tails.......
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craigd
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:45
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thanks bobby ur a real gent here av my old trousers
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hovis
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:46
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Sir your limo awaits
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craigd
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:48
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ummmm them prawns were good compliments to the chef im gonna run nw b4 i am charged
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Bobbybuttmunch
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:48
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Thank you kind Sir. If my fine Lady should reappear please tell her that there was no maliciousness intended and that I love her truley.
I shall recommend your establishment................maybe.........!!!!!!
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hovis
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:54
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Bobbybuttmunch
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:55
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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craigd
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 17:56
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heheheehe i broke into the establishment to sleep
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freespirit1000
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 21:17
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Hovis more plates please I have dropped a whole lot laughing so much
Ive just seen sexy in her pole dancing outfit its ssssssooooooooo funny
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freespirit1000
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 21:28
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Hovis i may be a bottle and dish washer but I draw the line
I am not going to clean Dirty Scots mans wee up
you can do it
I refuse
and you cant fire me because i own half the joint with Kimmy
HA HA
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freespirit1000
Member
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# Posted: 11 Jul 2008 21:31
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Okay Guys we are going to have varoius theme nights
I propose we have one on 08/08/08
Its going to be a watermelon night
UMM I seem to remember its going to clash with some other event, minor tough but somehow news grabbing.
Anyway on the 8th August please bring along your Watermelon and we will amke your favourite dish
ARRR I now remember what the other event was, Willy Wonka please bring the largest watermelon for the night ahah heheeh evil laugh
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 12 Jul 2008 04:43 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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Now people the Dish of the day
here is the menu
Carved Watermelon Basket
• Chilled Beet and Watermelon Soup
• Deep-Fried Watermelon
• Festive Fruitcakes
• Sweet Watermelon Ice
• Watermelon Basil Vinaigrette
• Watermelon BBQ Sauce
• Watermelon Cake
• Watermelon Chiffon Pie
• Watermelon Granita
• Watermelon Honey
• Watermelon Muffins
• Watermelon and Red Onion Salad
• Watermelon Pie
• Watermelon Pudding
• Watermelon Rind Pickles
But I know HOVIS the Matre D personally recommends the following, he has confided in me that he loves this one the best, he has tried it many times
Deep-Fried Watermelon Recipe
Ingredients
1 watermelon, about 10 lb
11 Tbsp flour
7 Tbsp cornstarch (cornflour)
2 egg whites, beaten
3 cups vegetable oil for deep-frying use
Powdered sugar
Instructions
Cut the watermelon in half and scoop out the pulp. Remove any seeds from the pulp and cut the pulp into diamonds. Coat with the flour.
Mix the egg whites with cornstarch and a little water into a batter.
Heat the oil in a wok over high fire to about 250 degrees F (120 degrees C), or until small bubbles appear around a 1-inch (2 cm) cube of day-old bread dropped into the oil. Dip the watermelon pieces in the batter and add to the oil. Deep-fry until the coating becomes firm. Turn off the heat and continue to deep-fry the watermelon until light brown. Remove, drain well, sprinkle with the sugar, and serve.
Dig in YUM YUM
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Bobbybuttmunch
Member
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# Posted: 12 Jul 2008 12:33
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Have you guys got any more staff as yet because last nights opening was a disaster.
And as for that vomit soup............well i really don't know.
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 12 Jul 2008 12:37
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lmao
Sorry about that Bobby, we are looking for more staff,
You wouldn't be interested in working here would you?
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Bobbybuttmunch
Member
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# Posted: 12 Jul 2008 12:38
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Not a chance in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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