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kimmy
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 14:00
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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars i s fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal.. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
lmao
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 14:15 - Edited by: sexylady
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omg thats so bad but in a good way lol
hope craig dont fall out of ours on the way to our
roof top landing that would be a shame
kimmy would you speak lol
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craigd
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 15:05
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that is mean now im moping i cant believe u would say that lol
i hope u wud both speak
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 15:06
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i jump with u if it made feel better lol
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craigd
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 15:07
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yes that would make me feel better how selfish of me hahahaha (evil)
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 15:07
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lol maaahhaaaa
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kimmy
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 15:32
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I'll let you both jump & I won't speak hehehe
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 15:33
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heheh did i hear that evil laugh there kimmy
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kimmy
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 15:34
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Evil laugh?? I have no idea what you are talking about
hehehehehe (sly evil laugh)
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craigd
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 16:22
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oh great we better be careful sexy i sense we may get pushed as an insurance stunt
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kimmy
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 16:24
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I have no idea what you are talking about
*looks through bag to make sure all paperwork is there*
lmao
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craigd
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 16:26
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now u av scared me
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kimmy
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 16:29
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pmsl
awww bless, honestly craig I am planning nothing apart from having a great time, mind you I do have some activities planned for you & sexy.
Bungee jumping, parachuting & some other stuff.
I'm not getting involved though all of a sudden heights scare me hehehe
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craigd
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 16:34
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ohh i like the sound of that trust me ur be joining in
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CMbigblind168
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2008 21:01
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lmao kimmy
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