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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 05:10
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A husband is at home watching a football match when his wife interrupts,
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her & says angrily,
"Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have powergen written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine!"
Then the wife asks,
"Well could you at least fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied,
"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have fridgidaire written on my forehead?
I don't think so!"
"Fine!" She says,
"Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break!"
"I am not a carpenter & I don't want to fix steps! Does it look like I have Taylor Woodrow written on my forehead?
I don't think so, I have had enough of this i'm going to the pub!!!"
So he goes to the pub & drinks for a couple of hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife & decides to go home.
As he walks into the house he notices the steps have been fixed, as he enters the house he notices the light is now working, as he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door has been fixed.
"Honey, how did all this get fixed?"
She said, "When you left I was sat outside crying, a nice young man asked me what was wrong, so I told him. He offered to do all the repairs & all he wanted was for me to either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."
He said, "What kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied, "Helloooooo do you see Mr Kipling written on my forehead?
I don't think so!!"
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nutcase
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 06:00
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u r so funny kimmy but u know it is all true men are just lazy lol
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CMdutchhill
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:34
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*cough cough*
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:36
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pmsl dutch
You're a princess remember, doesn't apply to you hehehehehe
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nutcase
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:38
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hahaha he is going to kill u lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:38
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Oh I know..
I think I better go into hiding now hehehehe
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:39
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We're not lazy....we just have better things to do..........!!!!!!?????
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:41
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Bobby like I just said to dutch, you're a princess so we're not calling you lazy pmsl
Now I really am gonna go into hiding lmao
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nutcase
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:43
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she behind the bush see wonka keeps poking his head out lol
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:44
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Lol both of u.
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nutcase
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 08:48
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what ????????????????/ lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Jul 2008 10:59
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lmao
Yes Bobby if you haven't already noticed we're all crazy lol
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