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CMwonka
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# Posted: 23 Jul 2008 23:29 - Edited by: CMwonka
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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
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At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
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At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

WW

CMwonka
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# Posted: 23 Jul 2008 23:49 - Edited by: CMwonka
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mmmmmmmm

I've just been thinking, can i apologize to all the ladies on here, the comments above are not my personal opinion, so hence i would like to distance myself from the previous post. (willy back tracks, turns and whistles, with his hands behind his back, and walks away.)

hehehehehehh

WW (cya all soon)

Daniella
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 00:02
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Adorable, Wonka.
=)

kimmy
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 00:49
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hehehehehe

Very good willy, soooooo funny :)

petey7
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 01:49
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lol good one willy

that makes me look forward to the future lol

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 04:00
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well am 2 years short of the 28 one think am already there tho lol

wicked thread hun

freespirit1000
Member
# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 05:03
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hey sexy I like No 28 best

hovis
Member
# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 05:05
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And I am 2inches short 6ft......and I would love to be there lol......nice one willy

nutcase
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 06:47
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i am 4 monthe away from being 28 oh my

but very funny wonka hun

craigd
Member
# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 06:48
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nutty i'll be waiting for those 4 months then i'll strike wen ur easy

nutcase
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 06:55
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oh craig u r so fynnt like to see u try hun lol

craigd
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 06:58
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u would hey dont worry i have a calender and as soon as those 4 months r over i'll be waiting lurking around everyone corner just to say "hey nutty" and hopefully that will be enough

nutcase
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 06:59
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have u been talking to hovis about me as only he knows

craigd
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 07:05
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nope i just been stalking u



nutcase
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 07:08
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aww bless u hun




so thiz must of been u then my friend said he saw some one when having a wash lol

petey7
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 07:10
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its herbert !!!!!!

craigd
Member
# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 07:10
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sorry i got the wrong window lmao

nutcase
Member
# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 07:27
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hmmmmmm any way who told u wear i lived hmmmmmmm

hovis
Member
# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 09:04
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Pmsl ......tina u r getting good at pics and u got a weird sense of humour.........I like

craigd
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 16:17
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err who told me ermmm i cant tell but i promise it wasnt hovis

gaz2002
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# Posted: 24 Jul 2008 16:47
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LOL, wonka were do u get all these crazy pics from? crazypics.com or sumet haha

littleace
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# Posted: 27 Jul 2008 23:29
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For goodness' sake....i couldn't stop laughing for an hour or so.


Brilliant!!!

The flyer (or flyingfinn)

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