What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
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At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
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At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

WW

mmmmmmmm

I've just been thinking, can i apologize to all the ladies on here, the comments above are not my personal opinion, so hence i would like to distance myself from the previous post. (willy back tracks, turns and whistles, with his hands behind his back, and walks away.)

hehehehehehh

WW (cya all soon)

Adorable, Wonka.
=)

hehehehehe

Very good willy, soooooo funny :)

lol good one willy

that makes me look forward to the future lol

well am 2 years short of the 28 one think am already there tho lol

wicked thread hun

hey sexy I like No 28 best

And I am 2inches short 6ft......and I would love to be there lol......nice one willy

i am 4 monthe away from being 28 oh my

but very funny wonka hun

nutty i'll be waiting for those 4 months then i'll strike wen ur easy

oh craig u r so fynnt like to see u try hun lol

u would hey dont worry i have a calender and as soon as those 4 months r over i'll be waiting lurking around everyone corner just to say "hey nutty" and hopefully that will be enough

have u been talking to hovis about me as only he knows

nope i just been stalking u

aww bless u hun




so thiz must of been u then my friend said he saw some one when having a wash lol

its herbert !!!!!!

sorry i got the wrong window lmao

hmmmmmm any way who told u wear i lived hmmmmmmm

Pmsl ......tina u r getting good at pics and u got a weird sense of humour.........I like

err who told me ermmm i cant tell but i promise it wasnt hovis

LOL, wonka were do u get all these crazy pics from? crazypics.com or sumet haha

For goodness' sake....i couldn't stop laughing for an hour or so.


Brilliant!!!

The flyer (or flyingfinn)