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kimmy
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 06:02
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DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
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diamond88
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 06:09
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Love it. Where can I get some.
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hovis
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 08:02 - Edited by: hovis
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I love it as well hehehe. Wink wink diamond, meet me round the back of Woolworth's at 8pm and I will give you some lol
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diamond88
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 09:59
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okay hovis, I especially want some damnitol, buyagra and double order of nagament.
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hovis
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:37
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Hahahaha di you sound like my worst nightmare. Tell you what i got some "Loveitall", "smilealot" and "Emptywalletitus" take your pick lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:44
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lol hovis can I have some of the drugs you've got please? I'll take Loveitall & smilealot hehehe
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hovis
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:47
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Well kimmy all you have to do is take my first one and second will happen.......all day lol
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nutcase
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 15:41
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i could do with some of that kimmy hmmmm i think i have the first one lol
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hovis
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 16:33 - Edited by: hovis
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8 hours Tina? I can help you forget but not for 8 hours. lmao
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