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CMLara
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:17
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This was sent to me today , I couldn't resist sharing it with you:-
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first,
the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush.
I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right, and the other is the husband.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:25
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hehehehe
Soooo funny
And yet men never learn lol
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hovis
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:34 - Edited by: hovis
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Grrrrrrrr kimmy i learned off you so I am an expert now. Never bend over in front of kimmy if you need a wax. Lmao lara hehehe. man thread coming shortly to wipe the smiles off your handbags lol
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:42
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WHAT DID HE SAY WRONG??????????????????????????
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neutron
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:43
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loooool
i am not like that?!?
pmsl
XD
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hovis
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 10:44
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Hahahah exactly bobby he was trying to help. Women don't appreciate how much we love them lol
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nutcase
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 15:24
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all men r like that u just won amit it to your selves lol
oh very good cm
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hovis
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 16:44
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Nutcase I would never do that to you, i would get you a proper lawnmower and a proper brush. Hovis cares lol
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 16:49
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Ha ha ha ha Hovis...Lol
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craigd
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2008 18:45
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hey lara every single one of ur posts is a dig at the male form but i cant deny they are all true im just like that
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MMxx
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 16:33
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Moral to this story:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
-> how would that be in gay marriage?
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Leo777
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 22:48
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biscuits, biscuits and more biscuits
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Leo777
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 22:49
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boom shake shake the room, tick tick tick - boom
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Leo777
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 22:50
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it's chico time
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:17
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oh my i know u love me hovis i don't even hear from my poker husband grrrrrrrrrr
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hovis
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 03:46
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Tina I think he is on hols hun, did he not tell you when he left the house? Bet you thought suitcase was to bring your booze home pmsl
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krazy1zbaby
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# Posted: 2 Nov 2008 17:47
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lmao ok this needs to be 1st page agian.
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lordhood
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# Posted: 2 Nov 2008 19:52
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i wonna no what happened to give him the doctors visit
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SUFFOLKQUEEN
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# Posted: 3 Nov 2008 05:50
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I got home an evening or two ago. Wifey was upstairs in the bedroom packing her suitcase.
me:-"where are you off to then?"
her:- "I'm going to live in London. I've heard that I can get £500.00 a time for what I do for you"
me:- "oh ok good luck"
an hour later she comes struggling down the stairs all packed & ready to go.
I'm at the door waiting for her with my suitcase packed.
her:- "where are you going then?"
me;- "I'm coming with you. I want to know how you are going to live on £1000.00 a year."
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