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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 00:30 - Edited by: kimmy
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We are in the final week of Willy's pregnancy, our little Charlie is due on the 8th, so I thought I would put up a calendar to count down the days lol
hehehehehehehehe
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petey7
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 00:39
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1 more week
willy must have some good fluids in him
i thought watermelons get all mushy and uneatable after bout a week
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 00:42
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lmao
It's not a watermelon grrrrrrrrrr hehehehe
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petey7
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 00:47
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it isnt ?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 01:06 - Edited by: CMwonka
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kimmy
You are evil, i was trying to forget about it.
I really need to diet after this child is born, and i now have man boobs,
Why did you do this to me Kimmy...? WHY...?
I was a handsome young man before i got knocked up, now i feel fat and ugly.
i hope your not going to leave me for some young stud...? maybe that kebab shop owner called 'Stavros', he likes you....?
i feel so alone.
(willy runs off to the toilet AGAIN, morning sickness sucks...!!!!!)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 01:15
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awwww bless
You know I wouldn't leave you.
Don't worry you are still a handsome young man, you're only thinking like this because of your hormones.
I just thought we needed a countdown to share the exciting time that is coming up, granted you're probably scared out of your wits at the thought of giving birth but I am excited.
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 03:04 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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Well well we are finally within sight of the end
I am felling like petey7 very thirsty and hungry so petey7 have some of this with me
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 03:16
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Look Sorry Guys but i can not help it but i still have this reaccuring nightmare and this image keeps popping back into my head, and will I am sorry but you are a mate and i have tell you what i see in my vissions and i am calling the exorcist, its for your own good mate
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petey7
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 03:56
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hmmmmmm
yummy
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hovis
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 04:47
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The calender shows birth when I am on hols grrrrr. Kimmy tell willie his chest aint that big, but he needs a new line in vests lmao
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nutcase
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 06:07 - Edited by: nutcase
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oh my that soon how come he gets a short one i get the full 9 month's grrr to u all oh well one day we will put my due date up there againe maybe not there is one good thing no one will see how big i will get hhehehehehehe
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 09:03 - Edited by: midwife lumpa
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Don't worry everyone, i will look after your willy,
we have just had him in for an internal examination, BOY DID HE SCREAM.!!!.
But everything seems fine.
maybe he will have a few nightmares after seeing them stirrups & forceps...
LOL
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 09:14
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lmao
I'm glad you managed to check him out midwife lumpa.
hehehehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 12:33 - Edited by: CMwonka
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kimmy
she hurt me kimmy, boooo hoooo
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hovis
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 12:36
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willie my son, you have been molested by the harbinger of life. Don't worry the pain will go! but more, much more is to come. lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 13:01
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awwww willy, that's just mild compared to what you will be going through
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 13:04
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hovis
kimmy
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE THING.....?
and how far will i need to 'stretch'...?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 13:08
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Well willy......Did midwife lumpa tell you how big Charlie's head is?
Well basically that's how far you will stretch!!!
Doesn't sound too good does it? lmao
But I guess we should not tell you that lol... Don't worry though I will make sure you get plenty of gas & air, because believe me you will need it.
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 13:12
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kimmy
NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO
Have you seen the size of there heads....? OMG
OUCH IT HURTS, IT HURTS
bbooooooo hhooooooooo
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 13:16
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hehehehehe
It will be ok, you will forget all about it after... I have this waiting for you when you can have a drink again.
Don't worry you will be fine lol
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hovis
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 13:27
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Kimmy is right willy its not to much of a stretch, imagine lass below but other way round. Your legs will click back in place, but don't walk over a manhole with your nickers off or you will turn inside out pmsl at u 2
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 13:32
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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EVIL GET........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 13:53
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lmao willy, so I guess you're not looking forward to it anymore then?
Just remember to breath!!!
hehehehe
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 15:27 - Edited by: midwife lumpa
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Excuse me Kimmy, but i know you love your hubby, but this kind of pressure your putting on William is not good enough.
stress is the last thing he needs right now. you must give willy a hug, willy is soft and very emotional right now, willy needs support.
And Mr hovis you should know better, please lay off the fat one for a while, he may need a shoulder to cry on or possibly you could be there at the birth with Kimmy....?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 15:39
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I'm sorry midwife lumpa but he needs to know the truth, if I lie to him about what is going to happen at the birth then he will curse me when he's going through it.
But I suppose I could go a little easier on him & give him more hugs.
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 15:42 - Edited by: midwife lumpa
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kimmy
God bless ya, we all a willy to hug at some time in our lives
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 15:46
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lol
Well I hope you will not be the midwife from hell when you're delivering little Charlie... It will be bad enough with willy screaming the place down through the shock of it all without a midwife scaring him too!!!
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 15:47
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ha ha ha ha
would I....?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2008 15:49
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Hmmm
Was that an evil laugh I heard?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 00:51 - Edited by: kimmy
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The countdown in the last week has begun lol
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