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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:35 - Edited by: midwife lumpa
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Hello all,
I bring you tidings of the one called wonka,
Today he was rushed into the maternity unit of the hospital within the grounds of his factory in Uganda, he had severe tummy pains, we carried out a scan and luckily ever thing is fine, BUT i don't think he is going to go the full term, you see he is getting contractions and he is already 3cm dilated. We are not sure whether or not to let him out.
Kimmy was also present at the scan. she was holding on to wonka's hand all the time reassuring him he was OK.
One last comment WHEN the baby does arrive, Mr wonka wants it to be interactive. so when we think he is going to POP, i will open up a minute by minute account of the birth. so you all can witness there joy.
midwife lumpa
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:40
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woohoo that soon no fear he only gets a shrt one am him grrrr
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:44
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Oh god i'm so excited, I was sure he was going to have Charlie today...
But no..... We have to wait a little longer.
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:44
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hopefully Mrs case, it will be within the next few days. so fingers crossed.
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:45
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hahahahahahahaha well what will u do if it turns out to be a girl the scan can be wrong u know lol
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:46
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yes Kimmy your charlie will arrive soon.
BUT there has just been a man, who stunk of kebab's looking for you, he had a dozen red rose's and what looks like a ring. any idea's...?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:46
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Charlie is for a girl or a boy, we don't know what we're having Tina.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:47
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I think that's my stalker midwife lumpa... He won't take no for an answer
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:48
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it is bt hunny or was that oxy or even kahuna kimmy u have so meny stalkers hunny lol
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:50
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really, does wonka know about all these men.....?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:52
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He knows that Mr BrownTrout & Mr oxy have been trying to steal me...
But willy knows my heart belongs to him.
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:53
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no i don't think so i think kimmy has been having an affaire with one of them not sur on witch one tho lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:55
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No I have not Tina, what are you trying to do... Tell lies so you can steal my hubby away from me??
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:56
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y would i do that i am mrs neutron now hehehehehehehehe plus not deprate hunny lol
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:56
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nutcase
mmmmm
really, have you any proof, this is really bad turn of events.
or are you trying to poison Mr wonka's mind, he is a very jealous person
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:57
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grrrrrr
First you say that willy has been with that bloody dinosaur now you're saying i'm having an affair!!! What are you up to Tina?
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:57
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i have proof and i would show it but wonka is in no fit state for this lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:58
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What proof do you have?
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:58
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this is very worrying, very worrying indeed, i think i must take council with mr wonka.
i will return soon, with his words.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:58
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It won't work Tina, you have no proof of me cheating because it's all lies!!!
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 12:59
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u know what i say is true kimmy u know well
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:00
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y would a pregnant women lie hmmmmmm
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:01
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Really?? I thought that once, but you have been telling lies.
Willy with Barney.... & now me cheating too!!!
You are trying to split us up aren't you, hoping that willy will be weak enough for you & kahuna to steal Charlie.
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nutcase
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:03
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r we r we realy hunny the way i c it i am trying to mprotect willy from u hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (eveil laugh)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:04
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Yeah see the evil laugh says it all.
You are pure evil Mrs neutron, I just hope willy sees through your lies!
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:14
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ok nutcase,
well done poor willy is now distraught, he is crying constantly, poor guy does not know what to think, BUT he still Love's Kimmy.
he says no matter what anyone says, he will always love her, even if she leaves him for Stavros the kebab shop owner.
oh my I'm filling up.
poor guy, poor poor willy.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:18
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midwife lumpa tell willy to come & see me, I will put his mind at rest.
There's nothing for him to worry about.
Everyone has tried to split us up as soon as they found out we were getting married.
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midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:21
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i will do all i can kimmy, i will give him my laptop and plead with him to talk to you.
brb
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kimmy
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:22
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Thank you midwife lumpa
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Aug 2008 13:41
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BOOO HOOO
BOO HOOO
wheres my kimmy, i need a hug, please hold willy
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