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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:30
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AARGHHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT HURTS..!!!!!!!!!
GET IT OUT....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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midwife lumpa
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:32
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for gods sake mr wonka its only a bloody needle, theres much worse to come
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:33
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what you mean there's worse to come....? but it hurts me.... wheres my kimmy....?
ARGHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHHH
STOP....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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midwife lumpa
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:33
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ok mr wonka, i need to give you an internal again, please bend over, touch your toes and hold your breath,
ready
1.
2.
3.
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:34
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AGGHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHH
EVIL COW.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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midwife lumpa
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:35
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ummmm ummmm
there seems to be some kind of problem mr wonka, the scans have been wrong, there seems to be two heads,
i think you and kimmy are having twins
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:35 - Edited by: CMwonka
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TWINS BUT WE ONLY DID IT ONCE, HOW THE HELL CAN THERE BE TWO.....?
WTF are going to do with those tongs....?
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midwife lumpa
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:36
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Ok mr wonka i want you to calm down and breath in slowly, im going to put this mask on you, breath in and relax.
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:37
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BUT BUT BUUUUT BBBB AHHHHHH WOW woooooooow i feeeel kinda funny, and you look kinda funny too,
im getting a pain down below, its kinda tingly
AGHHHHH AGHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHH
its not bloody tingly anymore, it bloody hurts
ARGHHHH ARGHHHHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHH
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midwife lumpa
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:38
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OK mr wonka, you have a little while to go, so just hang in there.....
Would you like some friut, melons are on speical today...?
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:38 - Edited by: CMwonka
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erm no thanks ive had enough melons to last me a life time............
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:42
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KIMMY....??
WHERES MY KIMMY.....?
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:43 - Edited by: kimmy
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omg I came as soon as midwife lumpa phoned.
How are you feeling?
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sexylady
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:45
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kimmy not here did you just scream
i am i promise to holds your hand if needed
and i will wear barney outift what you say am i forgive for starting
watermelon RUBBISH OFF
sexy will love you and give u lots of hugs till kimmy gets here
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:46
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awwww thank you sexy, AND I BLAME YOU FOR THE NIGHTMARES..
AAAGHHHHHHHHH
kimmy the midwife says it could take another 48 hours....
AARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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sexylady
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:47 - Edited by: sexylady
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oh well i see am not needed :(
il take braney outfit off again good luck
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:47
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What's this I hear about bloody TWINS???
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:48
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No sexy stay please
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:48
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sexylady
NO Sexy you look kinda hot
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CMwonka
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:49
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kimmy
and yes the evil midwife says its twins.........
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midwife lumpa
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:50
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how you doing mr wonka..?
oh hello ladies..nice to see you
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:51
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omg omg omg
Is she sure? The scan was wrong, maybe she's wrong too?
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sexylady
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:51
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lol well i feel kinda hot shall i leave it on ?
shes just been evil probs just a big baby
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:51
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midwife lumpa, are you sure he's carrying twins?
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sexylady
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:52
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am dying to say some thing best not now am forgiven lol
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midwife lumpa
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:52
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oh yes young kimmy, its twins...
and sexy why the hell are you dressed like that....?
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midwife lumpa
Member
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:53
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this is a hospital, not a funny farm
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:53
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lol sexy, yes I think for willy's sake & blood pressure it's best left lol
Oh god, willy how are we gonna cope with twins?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:55
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ARGHHHHHH ARGHHHHH
i dont know....
why the hell did you not use any protection kimmy, AARGHHHHHHHHHHH
ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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kimmy
Moderator
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:57
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*takes a deep breath*
*it's ok he's just feeling evil cos he's in so much pain*
Willy, honey I think it's a little late to be asking all of that, lets just concentrate & what is going on right now.
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