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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:58
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FFS..... sexy if i give birth to fruit, your dead..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS GETTING WORSE....

sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 11:58
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ok il leave but before i go hehe

baby no 1 will be barney look a like now hes admited it lol

god help baby no 2 (what happens in vagas stays in vagas )lol

takes off barney outfit turns to leave

ohh i forgot i bought u some thing

to help bring the laybour on a big fat

WATERMELON

WITH LOVE SEXY N KAHUNA LOL HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:01
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Why would you say that sexy grrrrrr lol

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:02
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EVIL COWWWWWW...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:03
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lol hehehe push wonka pushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:05
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ok no more watermelon jokes am sorry lets say it the other way

when giving birth try ...

PULLING YOUR BOTTEM LIP OVER YOUR HEAD

THAT WHAT IT FEELS LIKE DO SEEM THAT SEEM EASYER ?

kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:08
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sexy noooo please don't say that to him, we need to try & keep him calm

CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:08
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sexylady


ARGHHHHHH when i get out of this, you will pay, MARK MY WORDS YOU WILL PAY...!!!!!!

even if i have to bus it down to the big smog, you will p AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARGHHHHHHHHH

kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:11
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Willy don't take any notice, you will be fine... Just keep breathing

midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:11
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ok ladies, willy is in no fit state for this,

im sorry but im going to have to ask you to leave, i need to check who dilated he is,,,

unless you want to watch...?

CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:12
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god good lumpa, have i no dignity left...?

kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:13
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It's ok midwife lumpa he needs some privacy, after all he won't have any dignity during the birth. He might aswell try to keep some for now.

midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:14
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not were a birth is concerned no.....

midwife lumpa
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:15
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thank you kimmy.....

ok mr wonka up ya get, lift your night dress up and touch your toes.....

sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:16
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yes i want to watch

sexy stands in conner promises to be good

and puts DUCK TAPE OVER HER BIG MOUTH

CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:16 - Edited by: CMwonka
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OH MOTHER OF GOD HELP ME...!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHH

(willy turns and stares at sexylady)

evil cow....!!

sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:21
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SEXY JUST LOOKS ON

THEN LENDS A HAND HOLDS WONKAS

LEG OVER HER SHOULDER AND RUBS

DEEP BREAHS YOU CAN DO IT SHE SAYS TO HER SELF

THESE BABYS WILL BE PURRRRFECT

CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:22
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ok mr wonka, again this may take upto two days, kimmy its ok for you come back in...

sexy you can laugh now...

CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:23
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sexy are you taking this serious, or you just trying to make things harder for mr wonka...?

(lol)

sexylady
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:25
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lol no am truly sorry am been good honest

krazy1
Member
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:26
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easy willy the pain only last for a little while.......then u will remember nothing

kimmy
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:26
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lol sexy,

How was it willy? Did the midwife hurt you?

stavros
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:26
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elooo, little kimmy.

surly you cant find the willy wonky sexy,

omg dudey, why are bending over like that....?

damm dudey i can see your tonsils....

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:27
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omg stavros how did you find me???

You really are a stalker aren't you?

stavros
Member
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:30
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i jist tought yuo might ned some suport,.....

poop willy is in pains, yuo neds a real man...

mmmmm
wel ello there sexy and krazy...yuo like kebab..?

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:32
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stavros

NOW IS NOT THE PLACE

no one is to upset willy
(exsept me)

please dont let willy see you staking kimmy

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:32
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ARGGHHHHHH

BLOODY HELL IT LIKE BEEN ON BIG BROTHER......

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kimmy
Moderator
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:34
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stavros how many times do I have to say NOOOO until you listen????


Willy it's ok honey, it will all be over before you know it

stavros
Member
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:34
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sexylady

mmmm i like a lady tht knows what she want, yuo like a man like stavros.....?

i have flowers....

krazy1
Member
# Posted: 3 Aug 2008 12:35
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now sexy easy on willy after all he IS just a man......or is it chocolate???

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