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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 15:51 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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Hi Guys

I have been asked to place this advert add on the forum by our dear friend Kimmy
She says that Barney has caused too much problems in her relationship with her belovered Willy Wonka

So out he must go he is an adventerous little fella, he has a mind of his own and tends to travel, he does have a cult following and for the guys is a babe magnet so a definate advanatage, ask Tina and Krazybaby they are in the 3rd photo

here is some examples of his handy work



offers please

Cheers Kahuna







craigd
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:00
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i dont want barney but how much for those chicks lmao

freespirit1000
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:05
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i hear that that they do like alcohol

those chicks are
Tina and Krazybaby

craigd
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:06
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ohhh who owns them lol

freespirit1000
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:07
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Hovis

craigd
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:08
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ahh well hes not here for another week so i'll give u a tenner for the pair

freespirit1000
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:13
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I think if you offer them enough alcohol they would be free

craigd
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:21
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ohhh where are they i have a pub for the next 24hours easy peasy

krazy1
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:22
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u leave baby out of this hun......or krazy BITES hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

craigd
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:23
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but but i have alcohol

krazy1
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:24
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she is my child and 17 u wanna fight me for her luv go ahead u will lose!!!!!!! hovis wont stop me either lmao

craigd
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:25
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only a 2 year difference and i think i could persuade her with alcohol

krazy1
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:25
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go ahead luv and feel my bite............gotta run i will continue this later

freespirit1000
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:26
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okay then it was krazy1 not krazybaby try that she likes alcohol

craigd
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:26
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my beef burger will feel ur bite first. on the house for u then we will go one on one

krazy1
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:27
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hehehe we will see luv............we will see

craigd
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 16:28
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yes we will c u wen u get bk

kimmy
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 18:48
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ummmm lol

Have you sold him yet kahuna? lmao

krazy1
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# Posted: 9 Aug 2008 22:10
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kk craig lets do this!!!!!!!!

freespirit1000
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 03:50
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Kimmy Craigd has not offered a price yet but Im hoping he will

other wise I will have to put a contract out on barney

kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 04:23
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hahahahahaha

Ok I hope he doesn't take too long to offer a price, that horrible purple thing has gotta go lmao

CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:13 - Edited by: CMwonka
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NO NO NO NO NO

Why would you do this.......????

HE has don nothing wrong...Why pick on the ones that are different from us,....?

LEAVE THE PURPLE ONE ALONE......

I love you, You love me

kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:16
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Because that bloody thing is EVIL

hehehehe

CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:19
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NO NO NO NO..

He is just misunderstood, he needs loving, he needs holding, he needs willy...................................................and i need him,

THIS IS A PLOT BAKER, AND YOU ARE BEHIND IT....

YOU LIKE THE cruella devil OF THE Jurassic PERIOD....!!!!!

CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:20
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kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:23
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lmao

Really???

Hey i'm allowed to dislike that horrible dinosaur after what you admitted to me!!!

hehehehehe

CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:27 - Edited by: CMwonka
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heheheheheh


OMG LADY..!!!!

LET IT GO....!!!

It was a drunken night of passion, barney came on to me, the next thing i remember was waking up in room in the Disney castle naked, with this big beautiful purple creature sing ''i love you' while he was stroking my brow.

After we showered together, i told him,

'enough is enough, you can not pursue me no more, it is Kimmy i love''


yes i still have feelings for him, but my heart belongs you now.

lmoa

CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:28
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BUT that does not justify his demise...!!!!!!!

kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:33
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lmao lmao lmao

See it's the things like that you keep telling me that makes me hate that dinosaur even more!!

It doesn't matter how much you try to skirt around it by telling me you love me now.... It's still god damn annoying hearing about anything you done with that horrible evil dinosaur!!

hehehehehehehe

CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 06:41 - Edited by: CMwonka
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lmoa lmao lmao


OK then..

BUT there's a little more i think you should know.

sometimes we used to like dressing up as cheer leaders and doing a little dance, before a i gave him a massage and a bubble bath...

oh how the long winter nights flew by.......

then we cuddle up in front of a log fire and reminisce about our lives, then we watch a DVD, Jurassic park....

it used to frighten him so much, i would sit holding that big cuddly purple dinosaur so close.....

awwwwwww

but hey, your my true love now. plus we have children, and we both love them dearly, so we are a happy contented family...............


ANYHOW...
I've never asked you about your past, Ive never wanted to now the sordid details about you and that male stripper from hooters. or should i ask....?

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