CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2008 12:38 - Edited by: CMwonka
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Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.
How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
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So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
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He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.
  
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She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
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She will bear your children.
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and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them
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'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'
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Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
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''An arm and a leg'' came the reply,
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Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib '
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Of course the rest my friends, IS HISTORY............!! !!
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