shaunieboy
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# Posted: 14 Aug 2008 06:59
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> * Questions you just can't answer*
>
> *Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?**
>
> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
> batteries are
> flat?**
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
> when they know there is
> not enough?**
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?**
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
> billion stars, but
> check when you say the paint is wet?**
>
> Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word
> 'lisp'?**
>
> What is the speed of darkness?**
>
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
> when babies wake up every
> two hours?**
>
> Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
> 'normal' people at the
> Special Olympics?**
>
> If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going
> to be twice as cold
> tomorrow, how cold will it be?**
>
> Do married people live longer than single ones or does it
> only seem longer?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
> it would be a
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
> money in binoculars
> to look at things on the ground?* *
>
>
> Did you ever stop and wonder......
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I
> think I'll squeeze
> these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
> out?'
>
> Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken
> there... I'm gonna eat
> the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could
> burn the toast to a
> horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
> time, but don't point
> to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
> Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room
> when you get
> undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
> fours? They're both
> dogs!
>
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
> from vegetables,
> then what is baby oil made from?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
> from morons?
>
> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
> have the same
> tune?* *
>
> Stop singing and read on.......* *
>
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
> he gets mad at you,
> but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
> the window?
>
> Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
> arrive faster?
>
> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in
> the first place?*
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