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TheJudge
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# Posted: 15 Aug 2008 19:13 - Edited by: TheJudge
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Hear yee hear Hee
The High Court of the freepokerroom is now is session
Cases wanted for the Honerable Judge "Lottery" Virgin to preside over
( Its a lottery when you appear before me the first time)
Cases must be riverting and not frivilious, I have just had to Dismiss one such case , a petty action bought by Kingoxy, you will have to do better next time my young lad. You need to get your witnesses there.
Court Registrar Hovis will put the cases in order and present them to me.
I hear there might be a Murder trial comming up, should be interesting.
I hear the victim in this matter was a purple Dinosaur cruely murdered (Alledglely I hasten to add) by the Horrible Evil Big Kahuna a colonial to boot as well.
Come here Wonka and I will see justice will prevail.
Also I hear the Hunt for Kahuna is on,
Sgt Kingoxy go find that horrible individual,
I am impartial so every one is innocent until proven guilty, (hes probably guilty anyway ) but we have to give him a fair trial,
Sherrif Craigd let the firing Squad practise they migh be needed yet.
So every one prepare for the big case.
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TheJudge
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# Posted: 15 Aug 2008 19:18
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New Flash
This case has been upgraded to a Police Killing
Barney was actually a undercover officer who died in the line of Duty
So this is serious
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 15 Aug 2008 21:08 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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Arr Ha I see it now
Wonka is getting his revenge on me, I have been waiting for this
Well I need no stinking Gringo after me
Addios come find me Wonka you and whose Army
Sexylady help help I need you to meet me at the secret place, more fun on the run anyway
Addios
big K
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krazy1
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# Posted: 16 Aug 2008 04:28 - Edited by: krazy1
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this is gonna get ugly.....front row tickets please oh yes and a bottle of beam.......maybe 2 it may take a while
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TheJudge
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 03:06
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Kahuna
See I am going to get you X friend
you have tried to destroy me and have taken the one who I hold dear the purple one, I meant to say the one that Poor Willy Wonka a dear friend whom I never met before, who held the purple one dear.
KINGOXY
You had better get going and go after kahuna, but be cautious he is very cunning and dangerous he is a fearsome enemy
I am putting a reward out for Kahuna
1,000,
free drinks from Kimmys socail club
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TheJudge
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 06:04
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Okay Guys to remove all doubt here is the villian
Go find him
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 06:16
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I've just spotted him in a chip shop in Blackpool......!!
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 06:41
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Phew that was close
Now Im outta here
that Kingoxy must be thick he cant catch a kahuna
hahahahahahahahahaha
and Wonka you thought i was in a chip shop in blackpool
that was Sexy wearing a kahuna Robe is disquise , she does a good job my girl in thowing you off the scent
Go Suck Willy/judge
Cheers kahuna
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 06:47 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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Hahah kingoxy
shes a good girl
not like yours
here is yours
 
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 06:51 - Edited by: freespirit1000
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I always carry a picture or two of my girl to keep me going while on the run
My gal Sexylady
 
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 06:57
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Now back to work
Now guys when you see kingoxys helecopter let him have it right
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muddymick
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 07:08
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pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 07:15
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Ha I see you have no transport
I shot the Sheriff I shot the sherriff ( or at least his Helcopter)PMSL
Thanks for the loan of the plane George
Im comming to get you Sexy be prepared its going to be a quick pick up then we are outa here
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 07:18
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You should have locked the door you big oaf
Now Im 100's of miles away from you
start paddling chump
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 07:23
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The only plane that kingoxt could get to chase me
I dont know who he has in the interigation romm but its not me
He must be playing with himslef
Good Night cya
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freespirit1000
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# Posted: 18 Aug 2008 03:31
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Well here I am in Sunny old England
Kingoxy caught the decoy
I thought I would roam around here for a while,,
COme get me wonka
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