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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 05:13 - Edited by: CMwonka
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Me and Kimmy were spending the day at the zoo.
Kimmy was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
I as wearing my usual purple pimp suit.
As we walked through the ape exhibit,
We passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing Kimmy, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at my pretty Kimmy in the pink Dress.
I, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
I suggested that Kimmy tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then I suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
'Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,' I said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the I grabbed Kimmy, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
'Now. Tell him YOU have a headache.'
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 05:42
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omg
lmao lmao lmao
hehehehehehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:20
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And thats the truth....
hehehehehehehe
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:30
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 You are going to regret the day you decided to tell everyone this dear hubby
hehehehehehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:33
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE,
Well that's what you for lusting after ape's
lmao lmao lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:35
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hehehehehehehehe
Ohhhhh you're walking on thin ice
lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:42
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Is it too late to say sorry...?
lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:45
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Yep it is too late, you've already told everyone grrrrrrrrr
You will get what's coming to you!!!!
hehehehehehe
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adam22
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:48
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lmao wonka av u been in the sun
2 long it was me n kimmy u was spying
on us remember?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:49
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OH and the ape shows up,
hello adam22, how are you friend.....?
lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:50
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kimmy
please to be too hard on willy wonka......
lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:52
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lmao
OMG adam quit dreaming lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 09:53
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awww now you know I can't promise that willy
hehehehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:20
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hehehehehehhe
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adam22
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:41
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oh the sunny willy
must really b gettin 2 u
kimmy havent u told im its ova?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:43
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adam22
aaaarrrr mr adam22 returns,
well sorry friend, my kimmy would never leave willy, and i would never leave her.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:43
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adam what are you talking about?
I'm never going to leave willy for anyone else.
Get ya head outta the clouds & find a single woman lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:45
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or a lady gorilla........
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adam22
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:45
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hmm a beg 2 differ.. truth is
willy shes guna leave u very soon
she knows am a millionaire n she is better off
with me :P
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:46
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kimmy.....?
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adam22
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:46
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o yer ;-)
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:49
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KIMMY.........?
please
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adam22
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:50
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and they called himkingadam22
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:50
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willy I am NOT leaving you, adam is lying to you probably hoping you will leave me.
You're the only one for me honey.
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adam22
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:51
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ooo myt change me name 2 tht
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:52
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phheeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
ok adam22, jog on friend,
back to your cell
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adam22
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:52
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kingadam22 wat u reckon
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adam22
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:53
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wonka am sorry but
u will see shes adams
u had a good go at it
but truth b told she
wants the young blood ;-)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:55
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adam how many times have I got to tell you, I am NEVER leaving willy, he's the only man for me & nothing you do or say will make me change my mind!!!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 17 Aug 2008 10:56
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adam22
would you split a happy family up just so you can fulfill your own lust....?
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