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craigd
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 19:53 - Edited by: craigd
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it all started on a hot sunny day when i was walking to a strip club ohh no sorry i meant a tea party and then i saw him


then he told me his dirtiest secrets


i was horrified and put two and two together and realised who he really was

i was disgusted and felt sick and had to take him down


but im afraid he decieved me it was not the real barney and he is still on the loose ahhhhhhhhh run


no seriously runn


hmmm im trying to hunt him down again but it appears he has adopted a crafty disguise

it appears hes recruiting a crew be on the look out


im sure i seen this guy in the pub hmmm who is it?

petey7
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 22:06
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lmao very nice craig

craigd
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 22:07
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i thought u had ip ban??

petey7
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 22:11
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i do but i have a trial ip hider
got 3 days to use it

craigd
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 22:12
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ohh i see hopefully you'll have it lifted by then

petey7
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 23:06
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i hope so too

craigd
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2008 06:46
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hmmm petey it seems ur attempt failed ahh well at least now they will move on to the next target

petey7
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2008 06:55
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thats effed

TheJudge
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 04:22
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Okay Mr CRAIGD

you have abused the Great Purple God once too often

I have signed an Arrest Warrant for you,

You are just as bad as that Evil Kahuna

You both will appear in my court for your foul deeds For Crimes against Barney the Purple Dinosaur


My wife kimmy will tell you that I am a mean man when I get riled

So you better run before the coppers get you

Signed Judge "lottery" Virgin


craigd
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 08:25
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hey help!! u got half the police force on me ahhhhh


TheJudge
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 19:14
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All right you lot
the Fugitives are on the run

I need help in spotting

KAHUNA the Evil one
CRAIGD the silly one
DR WONKA the fraud


Let the dogs loose

hovis
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 19:21
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Run guys they are hard, they can give you a nasty suck



craigd
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 20:43
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ohh wonka why wud u release the dogs ohhhhh where to run ?? help those dogs look mean :(


TheJudge
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 21:17
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CRAIGD i see the dog is after you



craigd
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 22:23
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hfff hff sorry out of breath yess judge i feel like a cat


TheJudge
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# Posted: 24 Aug 2008 03:40
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Hey CRAIGD

when i catch you and yout two furgitives this is whats in store for you


craigd
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# Posted: 24 Aug 2008 09:46
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(crys into his t-shirt)
oh judge plz spare me i cant go to prison i have family to take care of (well thats a lie but u get where im coming from lol)

petey7
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# Posted: 24 Aug 2008 10:10
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i have no clue wats goin on

TheJudge
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 04:06
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Great NEWS

CRAIGD has been captured and will be placed in High Security, now all we need to do is get KAHUNA and DR WONKA



craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 10:39
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ohhh im getting chostrophobic (sorry bad spelling lol)

how did u find my cave grrrrrrrr

craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 14:51
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ohh yeah judge when will i be out?? i hope its b4 the christening does anyone no when the christening is?

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