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TheJudge
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 04:34
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Finally the EVIL KAHUNA has been captured and taken into custody
His trial will be filled with high drama and gripping tales of high adventure and bravery and sadness and twists and turns
WILLY WONKA will be the prosecutor
Kimmy will be torn between her true love WILLY and her friendship of a wild colonial adventurer lad who was only ridding the world of a menace
Now all we need now is to find that pesky Duck DR WONKA
It will be good so tune in to Porridge
Kahuna and Craigd are banged up in Slade Prison doing some Porridge
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TheJudge
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 04:37
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Dont Worry WILLY I will look after these critters till the trial
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TheJudge
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 04:43 - Edited by: TheJudge
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Now poor Willy Wonka will get some Justice for the loss of his Purple Friend
I will run a fair and biased trial, HIC Burp opps sorry I mean unbiased , slip of the tounge, more gin and tonic please Willy whom I never met before, nice chocolate, you never supplied me with, but still nice
A fair Trial for all
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craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 10:38
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hey help me i dont like it in here ;(
it appears u accepted a bribe of chocolate hmmm am i right?
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krazy1
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 12:04
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hehehe hey craig baby i thought u liked whips cuffs and chains
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hovis
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 12:08
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Craig you should have stayed in pub jail....it has all the perks and you are let out to drink
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krazy1
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 12:16
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ohhhhh i like that outfit
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craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 14:16 - Edited by: craigd
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hovis ur right i knew i shouldnt have left the bar
oooo i like that outfit too
oh ye krazy ur right i suppose there is the upsides
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sexylady
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 15:31
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LEAVE MY KAHUNA ALONE
AM BACK NOW HOW MUCH IS THE BAIL LOL
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craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 15:35
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ohhh this is ridiculous no one wants to pay my bail i just get left behind in my cell ;(
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sexylady
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 15:36 - Edited by: sexylady
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LOL THOUGHT YOU HAD DUG YOUR SELF OUT
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craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 15:38
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nope im just rotting away ;( i dont need bail just a spoon plz then my dig can begin
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sexylady
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 15:47
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will a bendy one do ?
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craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 15:48
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hmmm i guess it will have too lol
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sexylady
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 15:51
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lol
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papabear2000
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 16:02
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i'll send a cake with a file in it you'll be out in no time
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craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 18:57
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ohh thanks papabear thats a great solution im going to file my way through 25 feet of concrete lol dont no why i didnt think of it myself 
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papabear2000
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 20:48
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lol i saw it in a movie did you see it called shawshank redemsion anyway if that dont work we can always brib the judge he looks like a push over
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craigd
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# Posted: 25 Aug 2008 20:54
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oooo i did see the film as for bribe no way ive tried that in another post thats wat got me in to maximum security.
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TheJudge
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 03:27
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Ah Firstly
CRAIGD You are in for isolation with all your comments
solitary for you my lad
Sexylady so you have some out of hidding
yes I have had my eys on you, you are the cause of all this, I suspect you sent KAHUNA over the edge, you played with his hormones and that sent the Raging Kiwi loose and he had to take it out on the Purple one, yes you temptress you have neen naughty in winding him and my chief Bailif mr Hovis into knots of hormonal rage,
I am thinking if I should put you into the slammer or not, umm maybee
Not that i am biased and will prejudge anything I am above that
By the way we found these in Kahuna's back pack, yours I believe
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sexylady
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 04:01
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lol well thx were is he any way can i visit?
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TheJudge
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 04:05
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Now Miss SexyI instructed my Bailiffs to search Mr KAHUNA and we located these hidden in his cell
he was sniffing them and all he could say was
I was saving these for the wedding night and kept saying your name
are these yours also
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TheJudge
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 04:28 - Edited by: TheJudge
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Miss Sexylady
You may Visit KAHUNA
He has requested that you wear this to cheer him up
He is really down and CRAIGD is not helping by whippering all night the woose, thought he was a man
Bailiff HOVIS seems to only feed them bread and nothing else, strange that,
please wear this and heer MR KAHUNA up he pines for you
By the way Mr Hovis suggested i give Kahuna a good bed while in jail here is the one Mr Hovis Supplied you like it
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hovis
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 04:57
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pmsl hahaha
Ok Craig and kahuna breakfasts ready..........kahuna you got a cold? Stop wiping your nose on them nickers.
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sexylady
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 06:22
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lol loving the outfit almost as much as the bed he will be made up
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hovis
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 06:43
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Hello sexy, hmmm look if you want him out? We can come to an arrangement...........wink wink lol
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sexylady
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 06:44
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lol i do want him out has he missed me tho ?
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hovis
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 07:28
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Hmmmm yes he has, he wants out of clink cos he's so unhappy.........now about this arrangement?
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craigd
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 08:56
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oooo i cant handle it in here anymore i dont no if im crying or laughing 
hovis can we come to an arrangement wink wink lol
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hovis
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 09:57
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pmsl hahahah look get your cell cleaned up and I might put some Lurpak on your bread lmao
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