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kimmy
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# Posted: 27 Aug 2008 01:00 - Edited by: kimmy
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If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'
Delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - you're on the damn computer
hehehehehehehehe
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krazy1
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# Posted: 27 Aug 2008 01:08
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omg kimmy we really need to get a life..........oh yea i forgot we have one it is called free poker room forum.......hehehe
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hovis
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# Posted: 27 Aug 2008 08:55
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Sounds like my grandkids........Thanks for warning kimmy I thought it was cramp in my leg, thank god its a spasm, haven't had a spasm in ages. lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 27 Aug 2008 11:23
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hehehehehehheheheh,
17 million haveing sex right NOW....!!!!!!!!! WOOOW WOOOW
thats an awfull lot of jiggy jiggy
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kimmy
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# Posted: 27 Aug 2008 11:37
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Out of all that is typed you single out the sex part...
Why am I not surprised hehehehe
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