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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 9 Sep 2008 09:30
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I hate to say it but it looks like Willy and Kimmy might have split up already. Neighbours say they heard a disturbance late last night and the police were called but not before some damming footage was taken of the incident.
Kimmy is said to be destraught and unfortunately Wonka has now been taken into custody with no hope of bail till the trial.
Baby Wonka is being looked after by Nutcase till Kimmy gets back on her feet.
It is thought that Kimmy asked for a percentage of the Wonka business.
Our thoughts are with Kimmy and her family during this terrible time.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 9 Sep 2008 09:33
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hahahahahahahaha
OMG lmao Bobby
But i'm afraid what you heard isn't true, you see one of the umpa lumpa's was caught cheating on his girlfriend, man it was a nightmare lol
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papabear2000
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# Posted: 9 Sep 2008 09:48
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you guys need to put all this in a book and sell it .... lmao
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 9 Sep 2008 09:49
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Unfortunately as we can all see Kimmy is now very much in denial of the above incident. Her shrink has said that it could be months before she finally accepts the truth of what happened last night.
It has also emerged that the Umpa Lumpa that took the damming footage of last nights attack is now critically ill in hospital with terrible axe injuries. Our best wishes are with his friends and family.
Wonka could face a possible murder charge if he does not pull through.
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CMdutchhill
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# Posted: 9 Sep 2008 10:24
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WILLY WONKA:
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 9 Sep 2008 10:47
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I'm so so sorry, i have brought this site into disrepute, i never meant to harm anyone.
i loves my Kimmy but 50%....?
well i ask you.............
lmao lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 9 Sep 2008 10:55
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lmao
You lot are round the bloody bend hehehehehe
I am laughing so much I can't even try to say anything lol
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 07:27
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As you can see Wonka isn't coping with his incarceration too well. We are pleased to say though, that the Umpa Lumpa should pull through, although he will be physically and mentally scarred.
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 07:33
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He seems to be getting on quite well with his cell mate though!!!
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Daniella
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 07:51
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Bobby,
Please be informed that we will duly have to ban you off the forum if you continue with these kinds of vicious, slanderous lies.
Heh.
=)
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kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 08:23
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Ok I think I can clear this one up...
Bobby you seem to be forgetting one fact!!! Willy looks like this 
Not like this 
So it's obviously some one trying to impersonate him, hmmm my guess would be that horrible stavros trying to get willy out of the way to make his move!!!!
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hovis
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 08:41
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hahahah bobby look forward to more revelations my friend, hmmm is kimmy safe I wonder? Should I lock her and the kids up in pub?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 09:59
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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
Bobbybuttmunch
WHY BOBBY,...?
I'm just trying to live my life in the best way possible, and you feel the need to wash my dirty clothing in public.......
THIS COULD TIP ME OVER THE EDGE.........!!!!
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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krazy1
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:16
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i thought u were already there willy with the sex change and all
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hovis
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:17
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Willy you are a bad lad, misusing your marital rights and poor little kimmy doesn't know whether to hang out her washing or deal with your hang ups. The edge my friend is last of your problems lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:25
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OMG, OH MY GOOD GOD...!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO LMAO LMAO......
i feel used, i feel betrayed by my friends.........
BUT that's right, go on pick on the strange kid why don't you......
lmao lmao lmao
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papabear2000
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:26
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LAMO LAMO LAMO AND LAMO DAM YOU MADE ME CRY THIS IS SO FUNNY
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:30
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Aaaaawwwww thats sweet. Kimmy is visiting Willie in jail despite the axe incident.
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:32
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She now has to wear glasses because of all the shed tears of recent days!!
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:37
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I managed to find a picture of Willy and Kimmy during much happier times. Just look how happy they look!!!!!!!!!
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kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:52
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hahahahaha
So what you're now saying i'm a sheep Bobby? lol
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hovis
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:52
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hahahahahahah pmsl hahaha bobby u r soooooo funny .........oh is that kimmy dressed in wool? ohhhh I wish i had known, god she is beautiful and her ankles aint swollen hmmmmm love at last x
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kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:53
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lmao hovis..
Oh god, what else are you all gonna find out about willy & I? hmmmm lol
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:56
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IS THAT A SHEEP????????????
BLIMEY IT'S GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 10:57 - Edited by: CMwonka
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OH those days were so much better than of late,
We used to wonder round the farm yard hand in hoof sing the unchained melody Unchained melody Oh how those winter nights flew by,Watching the sun set over Charlotte's web.
But then she noticed a new ram on the block, she left for a while but i got her back in the end......OH how i love my Kimmy.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 11:01
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hahahahahahahaha
OMG
Well I am laughing too much now so all i'm going to say to all of you is
BAAAAAAAAAAA 
hehehehehehehe
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craigd
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 11:02
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is that thing even a sheep?
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Bobbybuttmunch
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 11:02
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URL
Is this what you mean Willy??????
When Kimmy was chasing the men sheep???????
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 11:07
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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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kimmy
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# Posted: 10 Sep 2008 11:09
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hahahahaha
Hey how did this all get turned around to me being a sheep? lol
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